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So what is an Expert?

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Spyderman, So I suffer from tunnel-vision Toofy Grin ...... but, yes , folks at the 'pinnacle' of their sport are the only experts was my real point ... Glenn Plake definitely gets the 'Hair Colo(u)ring expertise' award wink
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My deffinition of an expert

Ex = has been. Spurt= a drip under pressure

Therefore an expert is....... an old washed-up drip. Very Happy
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
In the broader sense (excluding that word recreational) I don't think it is worth trying to define. All skiers gradually aquire expertise. Someone who to a beginner is an expert might not be to me, and someone who is an expert to me might not be to a World Cup racer or a top extreme skier.
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I bet all of our skis fall under expert in that wee scale the ski shops are so fond of.

Therefore we are all experts Smile
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This essence of this discussion is the same as we've had many times before on here. It divides into those who say I don't like to call myself an expert but I'm a lot better than you so you're definitely not an expert and those who say I'm better than average so surely I'm no longer a mere intermediate, those trying to grade levels of skiers in a sensible way satisfying the natural human urge to be heirarchical and those who feel they're above such prosaicism.
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So if the only experts are the likes of Plake, Morrison etc does that make everyone apart from beginners intermediates?

If so it's a pretty crowded grouping!

I've heard/seen people splitting the intermediate category into two or more groups with advanced as another category before expert - not sure if this is generally accepted though but I prefer it to just having the three, beginner/intermediate/expert, categories.
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Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
roga, Yes, in terms of recreational skiing that is very widely used. Here are the SCGB definitions.

I also found This interesting - the French grading of off piste slopes.
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snowball, Good info. I love this line:
Quote:
Danger 3: Falling is no longer permitted
As in it will probably be your last. Shocked
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roga, agreed - I would like to consider myself Advanced. don't think I stand a chance of ever being Expert.
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snowball, yes I think the SCGB definitions are actually quite useful but it doesn't seem they're that widely used.

Love the Abominal category, "insanely difficult" Madeye-Smiley

stoatsbrother, yup - you very accurately read between the lines of my post above Toofy Grin
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So we all agree, there's different levels of Expert, some are more Expert than others. I look at the Extreme ski videos and WC racing on tv and I think to myself, I'm still a beginner.
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roga, I liked that category too Toofy Grin

So we have: Beginner - Intermediate - Advanced - Expert - Insane Expert
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So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
Spyderman, what about "Insane Beginner", "Insane Intermediate", etc... ?
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
Wear The Fox Hat, Are you calling me mad?

If so expect a call from my mates at Haddaway and Shite wink
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
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Spyderman, what about "Insane Beginner", "Insane Intermediate", etc... ?


Where does "most dangerous man on the mountain" fall in that list?
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