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SMALLZOOKEEPER wrote:
Given the ones i've met, i wish i still had my imagination to draw upon. Toofy Grin

Laughing Laughing Toofy Grin
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you got me perfectly apart from the goatee, try the unshaven stoner look.
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
I always wonder what my fellow snowHead 's look like when I am logged on. I have a few mental images - very mental!!! Shocked wink

In all seriousness, I do wonder what the "others" look like!
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SMALLZOOKEEPER wrote:
Given the ones i've met, i wish i still had my imagination to draw upon. Toofy Grin


Tomorrer .. you vill be ung by ze animal-knackers for that comment .. Truth-isms are not always the best way d..d...d..d..down the piste

Laundryman R U hallucinating or met someone the rest of us haven't? .... ( OK, OK .. I know it is bad taste .. Little Angel )
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carled, Great thread Laughing
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stab wrote:
you got me perfectly , try the unshaven 'stoned' look.


... but Lady Stab is much nicer ... Razz
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jb1970, - Dark Moustache, leather peak cap, short shirt sleeves just a bit too tight
Shocked Very Happy
I have an image of charlatanefc......and it is mental Toofy Grin
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Frosty the Snowman, Young Man ...... Shocked
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stab, i can imagine you exaclty, Have a few friends who fit that whole image.
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I always pictured Frosty the Snowman, as the snowman played by Michael Keaton in the film Jack Frost Very Happy

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Frosty the Snowman wrote:
jb1970, - Dark Moustache, leather peak cap, short shirt sleeves just a bit too tight
Shocked Very Happy


Frosty - Now you are just fantasising!! wink
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kitenski, Oops. I always thought you were a girly Embarassed Sorry


I suspect that is because of not seeing his handle for what it really is - kite-n-ski Toofy Grin

It is easy to misread as kitten-ski Embarassed
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carled wrote:
please note, no offence is intended

Well! I am highly offended that I didn't enter into the running for an identity guess. Evil or Very Mad wink
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Well, I'm one of David Icke's giant extra-terrestrial reptiles. This is why I post on the internet rather tha talking to people.
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Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
laundryman wrote:
I picture all female snowHeads as drop-dead gorgeous. I know one who is.
They ALL are to someone Toofy Grin
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alex_heney, Yeh, that's what I did and I had this mental image of a very petite and sexy blonde, kinda like Vannesa Paradis. Shocked
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carled wrote:


smokin joe
Mid forties. Ski dude. Tanned leathery face and short grey hair. 6'


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Carled two of the four are correct .....................but I'm not saying which two !!!! Three of them are way off the mark Laughing Laughing And I wish I was one of them.
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?


I am in the middle with snowbird to my let, sister-in-law further left and two nephews. Think Alex far right could be a ski dude !
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I've not got a very high "hit rate" on this, have I? I'm glad I didn't hazard a guess at Incogskisnow as I thought she was a bloke... I think I've just discovered that she isn't! Embarassed

Oh and a quick "hubba hubba" for the Sis in law there... Very Happy Embarassed
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sheepmadang wrote:
Lynseyf wearing a large floppy purple hat.

I think I have a few screws loose.


Haha, can I ask why?????



Well, lynseyf, you strike me as an experienced mountain go getter action gal. All you need to do is grab your purple hat and you're ready to roll.
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Sorry, only just found this thread.

carled wrote:

Axsman
1) Has to be a top man as he's from my area.
2) Sounds 40-ish and pretty average size & shape.
3) 5'10" or thereabouts
4) but sounds like he's bald.
....


Marks out of 10 for each:

1) 10 - absolutely on the money! Cool
2) 7 - close, 48, but definitely a Lardy Embarassed
3) 9 - 5'11
4) 0 - full head of hair (under that helmet) honest!

total 26/40 = 60% good result!

For some reason I have recently been described as Frosty the Snowman's handsome twin brother, can't see the resemblance myself??

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When I am an old woman, I shall wear purple

with a red hat that doesn't go, and doesn't suit me.

And I shall spend my pension on brandy and summer gloves

and satin candles, and say we've no money for butter.

I shall sit down on the pavement when I am tired

and gobble up samples in shops and press alarm bells

and run my stick along the public railings

and make up for the sobriety of my youth.

I shall go out in my slippers in the rain

and pick the flowers in other people's gardens

and learn to spit.



You can wear terrible shirts and grow more fat

and eat three pounds of sausages at a go

or only bread and pickles for a week

and hoard pens and pencils and beer nuts and things in boxes.



But now we must have clothes that keep us dry

and pay our rent and not swear in the street

and set a good example for the children.

We must have friends to dinner and read the papers.

But maybe I ought to practice a little now?

So people who know me are not too shocked and surprised

When suddenly I am old, and start to wear purple.



If I were lynseyf I might feel a tad insulted.
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AxsMan wrote:
Sorry, only just found this thread.

total 26/40 = 60% good result!

For some reason I have recently been described as Frosty the Snowman's handsome twin brother, can't see the resemblance myself??



Very Happy I'm off to speak to James Randi. My overall percentage must be in the high teens by now. I have special powers. snowHead

Nice helmet... Giro?
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carled, No, tried every helmet in the four shops in Maria Alm (including Giros) and this was the only one that fitted (I have a big head - 62-64) - Uvex, very comfortable and very light. Hope very much never to put its protective qualities to the test Shocked Laughing
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Elizabeth B
Sounds mid thirties. Short-ish straight dark hair, quite tall (5'9") and athletic side of average build.


I'll settle for that description....especially the "athletic side of average build" Very Happy
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Lizzard, Not at all, thats exactly how I want to be when I am old, in fact I bought a nice red hat this winter which doesn't suit me at all Twisted Evil
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AxsMan wrote:
carled, No, tried every helmet in the four shops in Maria Alm (including Giros) and this was the only one that fitted (I have a big head - 62-64) - Uvex, very comfortable and very light. Hope very much never to put its protective qualities to the test Shocked Laughing


Interesting. Have been wavering over a helmet for a while (have been watching Ingogskisnow's thread) and I also have a large head - only 61cm though - not like you, you freak... wink and I notice that's on the edge of "XL" in most helmets.

Having seen how dashing and handsome you look in yours though, I'd be a fool not to consider it... So what kind of price am I looking at for that kind of thing?
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rungsp,
Indeed. I was never confused. Name issued to me by a friend without my consent and appears tragically to have stuck. Will be having a word with Ms Sky as well - the info I have on her, you wouldn't believe....
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carled, I'm not sure exactly which model mine is, (it was 'the one that fitted' Very Happy) but this site has what looks like the same thing for £65

http://www.outdoorgb.com/p/uvex_ski__freeride_helmet_x_ride_special_adjustment_system/

I paid about 90 Euros so probably was robbed, but at least I got to try the fit Very Happy

Definitely recommended the comfort and the chin straps got a nice easy catch on it too!
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Having seen how dashing and handsome you look in yours though

AxsMan, get yer coat, you've pulled Wink
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Charlatanefc, I assumed carled, was being polite, or possibly has a sight impediment Embarassed Laughing
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AxsMan, obviously Wink
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AxsMan wrote:
Charlatanefc, I assumed carled, was being polite, or possibly has a sight impediment Embarassed Laughing


Or was even being ironic, sarcastic or simply abusive... you have 5 or 6 options now, you choose... Blush Little Angel Very Happy
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This is brilliant but I think if anyone ever gets your picture you may be in for it Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy The important thing is in ski gear everyone looks the same wink
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The important thing is in ski gear everyone looks the same
you're absolutely right wink :
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Ordhan, cheek! I might be a greek god for all you know!
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OK, ths is me... fortunately the camera being used wasn't fast enough to capture the spectacular wipe-out shortly afterwards...

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carled, you didn't need to mention the crash. You'll start a whole new helmet debate. And what's with the Michael Jackson one glove effect? Finally... brown trousers Laughing
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ahem... charcoal grey Helly Hansen trousers if you don't mind...

The one glove thing was 'coz I'd just been using the camera on someone else a few minutes before and had put my glove in my backpack for safe keeping...

I had to mention the crash... I don't want people to think I'm too perfect... Little Angel
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carled, Man .. you're even leaning back !!

Hardly 'Kool-40-ish-bit-of-hair-if-you-look-very-closely-on-a-Saturday-duck-dode' wink
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