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Well this has me scratching my head... a few days ago I mailed most of the tourist offices for the ski resorts I feature on j2ski. As much out of courtesy as anything else I asked for comment, news, etc... the rather overwhelming and very helpful responses are going to keep me very busy for many nights before it's all gone through...

And then came this, in a very polite and apologetic mail;

"As we are a small and very local resort we do not believe that this
type of exposure will increase the number of customers in our resort.
Hence we do not want to be included in your portal. We do want you to
remove all information on XXXXXXX at this time and also to please
confirm that you have done so."

(name of resort removed to protect, er, the secretive)

Puzzled

Help me out here... what did I miss? Puzzled
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Is the resort owned by a Mr E. S. Blofeldt ? or similar spelling.


I understand he used to own a mountain hideaway called Piz Gloria above Murren, a private center for alergy research, apparently it was destroyed by one Cmdr J. Bond in the late 60's or thereabouts, since then someone of a similar nature has apparently been purchasing similar locations ever since Laughing
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Ah, of course... hadn't considered that possibility - the presence of a Blue Run down the "false volcano, with sliding crater" should've given it away... Cool ...well, makes about as much sense to me anyhow...
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J2Dave, Maybe there really is a resort called Courcheval, the other one is just a red herring? Perhaps we should have a closer look at what the Germans are putting down their underground snow tunnel.
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Ahh, that must be the resort of Sofau P'yorownassitsnotroo. Well let them keep it.

Go on J2Dave, name and shame - you'd be doing us all a favour.
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You mean you dont know what you missed Dave? Shame on you!! Tut Tut
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX wants ALL the snow to themselves. Just like Dawn French wants all the chocolate Oranges Laughing snowHead
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 Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
20 questions? Is it North America?

I don't think they have any right to insist they're not mentioned. On the other hand, they may be armed and dangerous.
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I reckon it's a clever ruse (can't be a French promotion drive then). By virtue of being the only resort in the world that professes not to want anyone to know about them, they'll end up getting ten times the publicity one way or another.
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Ok, well a quick Google reveals that they have their own web site and are listed on ifyouski, skiinfo and a few other places... but I'm a bit worried about this quote from their web site:

"Nu bygger vi inför vintern. Följ bygget på kamerorna och se pistkartan."

Now that sounds positively nasty... anyone here care to translate? Or better still how about some wild guesses ???

Hmm, perhaps j2ski translates to something rather rude in Swedish (oh no, what a giveaway - did I mention they only have 6 pistes and 4 lifts ? Good, I'm glad I didn't give it away then). Do you think it's Mountain Envy? Are they worried about the size of their, er, peaks?
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Good clues! And with no blacks and only one red run, I notice that they don't advertise reduced price lift passes for "over 70s" either Laughing
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J2Dave, wild guess - something about the site being revised before the winter, and in the meantime you can check out the webcam and piste map???

Have you checked snowBase - are they listed there?
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An apprximate translation is

nu = now
bygger = build, construct, erect
vi = we
inför = in front of, face to face [with], before
vintern = winter
Följ = follow
bygget = building
på = at etc
kamerorna = ?
och = and
ser = see; notice; watch
pistkartan = Pistemap

Put that all together and it says "clear off, we don't want you business"
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So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
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maggi, now I didn't say that... Wink

PG, hmmm... they're not on Snowbase. What a relief there isn't some globally interconnected network of computers where some scallywag could compare two lists of ski resorts, in countries where amazing things are done to vowels, and work out which one was missing....

I wonder if the League of Gentlemen have something to do with this Local Resort for Local People?
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
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the rather overwhelming and very helpful responses are going to keep me very busy for many nights
that's good news for a possible extension of our own snowBase where Admin intends to mailshot the resorts for assistance in completing a second phase of the database.
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