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The abuse your fellow boarders thread !

 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
Its Friday, I'm bored, its too quiet in here & BZKs had ground to a halt!!!

Lets have some light hearted banter... YOUR MUM is so ...
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
I'm too tired for insults.
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
DebbiDoesSnow, it's a valiant start. MY MUM is.... coming to stay this weekend, and we're thinking of some nice lunches, perhaps a museum and maybe a Vietnamese one evening.

What's yours up to?
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Snojito.. not quite the direction i was aiming for... more like YOUR MUM is so fat she has to pay for 2 seats on plane kinda thing Laughing

But seeing as you started nicely ... My Mum is helping helping Santa this weekend on his pre-xmas warm up in Cyprus !

Swirly, why are you tired & grumpy ?


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Not grumpy, just had a lot to drink last night including some Romanian plum brandy that I could still taste this morning.
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Swirly, sounds like stonking hangover material to me !
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DebbiDoesSnow, I'm not hungover (surprisingly) just knackered and I feel like I've been punched in the chest. Supposed to be climbing later too.
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Swirly, I drunk black Absyinthe once. Never again ! It ripped my throat to shreds and I ended up with nasty chestikov .
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DebbiDoesSnow, this was actually a wine tasting (drinking really) but there was a bottle of that stuff there too.
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DebbiDoesSnow, Swirly, are either of you familiar with stuff called Unicum? It's Hungarian in origin (I think), and it is a ferocious little beggar of a drink. For a tastebud-bewildering experience I'd recommend that; for swift merry oblivion I'd vote for a French Eau de Vie (possibly pear) -- that stuff actually blinds you with just its fumes; and finally, for stripping paint (or throats) I'd go with one- or three-star Greek metaxa....
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snojito wrote:
Unicum?


Something you want to tell us?
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Swirly wrote:
snojito wrote:
Unicum?


Something you want to tell us?
Shocked Laughing

It's certainly a worrying name for a worrying drink, but in reality... no, it's not the kind of stuff Bobby from Dungeons and Dragons might have unsettling dreams about, nor is there any Freudian message in there - it's real stuff, honest.

(it's also black and syrupy, which *hopefully* should allay any lingering doubts?) Smile
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snojito, sounds intriguing ! Swirly, I wonder if they sell it in Tignes ?
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You know it makes sense.
DebbiDoesSnow, I was just trying to find anywhere round here that sells it! Can't wait for Tignes 49 days.

This isn't very abusive though.
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Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Swirly, you're right, not very abusive at all. But to be fair it does seem to be only the three of us here at the mo, and I'd feel almost disloyal being rude to you or DebbiDoesSnow.

Maybe it's just a newbie thing -- d'you think it's something I'll get over after another 1500-or-so posts?

p.s. be extremely careful asking for Unicum in foreign countries. As you've observed, the potential for misunderstanding is significant and can have disastrous consequences.
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It's definitely real. I avoided it simply because it looked to me like Victorian medicine, but various friends swore by it (while they were drunk as skunks, mind)
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Shallimus, there's a lot to be said for Victorian medicine.... 'specially Queen Victoria Herself's favourite, if you get me wink
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Meh, I somehow doubt it would help snowboarding... although it might make you think you were better (and brag about it loudly Wink )
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I think we all do that anyway... well maybe some more than others Razz
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I'm just so freakin' excited about getting out on the mountain again... and all I've had today is coffee, honest! NehNeh

Anyone been to Canada have any thoughts about good/bad resorts for us boarding types?
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Shallimus, not been, but every year saying I'm going, but have tightwad friends Crying or Very sad
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DebbiDoesSnow, same as that -- it always gets talked about, but so far we've ended up picking Europe every time. I think it's partly a value-for-money thing -- if you want seven or eight days on the snow in Canada you're looking at longer travel times, more holiday used up, etc etc Sad

Shallimus, not been yet but love the look of Whistler or Banff / Lake Louise. Oh for infinitely deep pockets and no job.... when are you off to VT?
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some good footage
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Shallimus, whistler was great, the bowls - Symphony, heaven, harmony etc are like off piste but legal Very Happy
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rayscoops, I think we need to abuse you as you are away having fun in the snow .... b@st@rd Twisted Evil
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DebbiDoesSainsburys, how did you change your name?
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stab, Santa did it for a free dvd wink
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chuck him another one and get me changed to Herr Baron Von Stabmeister Very Happy
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You know it makes sense.
stab, just PM admin, it was done in a few hours... splendid service I thought

thats a cool name tho ... She Baroness Von Stabmasterbater
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Val Thorens trip begins for me on the 12th Jan... Canada is still in the "pre-planning" stage - i.e. we've committed to the idea, but haven't thrown any money at the problem yet (so remains to be seen what happens)
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you are all computor nerd pen pusher boarders who need to get out of some snow Very Happy

just noticed nothing happening on here so decided to issue some general abuse Very Happy
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rayscoops, and your a work shy, bragging, computer nerd boarder Razz
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
DebbiDoesSnow, gee whizz thanks Very Happy
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rayscoops - I've been looking for the last four hours and I still can't find a suitable word to convey the exact mix of envy, frustration and vicarious optimistic delight your posts have been causing, so instead:

"your mum's so fat that...." when she goes skiing she has to wear black-and-yellow chequered flags. NehNeh

(and you're right, we do all seriously need some snow)
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[ RANT ALERT ]

To say i'm gutted is an understatement. Got blown out a month ago by a couple who we were going to go away with at New Year, then my other mate who ALWAYS goes away at New year (said we could crash with them) has just emailed me to say he isnt going this year cos its gonna be TOO COLD !! There are no reasonable deals left for New Year now, I just wish people could be upfront and had say no months ago Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad

What is wrong with people ??? My friends are all gay.


Majorly Pi$$ed of West of London
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DebbiDoesSnow, that is tough - go kick them Sad , I have stopped relying on non compulsive skiers/boarders for exactly the the same reason - they tend to whimp out for silly reasons
just book a flight to Grenoble, go to L2A on your own, check in at Lutins and there will probably be loads of snowheads passing through. Very Happy
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rayscoops, was supposed to be going to LDA anyway with the other couple, but they decided to go for xmas instead cos its cheaper but we can't. The gear is nearly all packed anyway so will be keeping an eye out for last minute deals. Just does my head in. Its not the same at new year without mates.
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DebbiDoesSnow, that really sucks, hope you get something sorted. Get them on here so we can abuse them for being weak.
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Swirly, Don't worry I have abused the latest one for swapping 'POWDER - The Holy Grail' for a nice cosy warm 'sit outside for hot chocolate' experience.
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Sheesh, we boarders really are a docile bunch of pot-smoking hippies! Madeye-Smiley
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