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How to avoid being run over by a PistenBully

 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
In a way, the photo speaks for itself...

...but if you've any other advice, fire away!
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Euro NCAP gives the Snow Bison -5 stars for pedestrian impact protection.
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
David Goldsmith, I think you have the scene all wrong. You will note there is no driver in the cab. This is a run-away PistenBully. To the rescue comes Superskier. You have caught superskier just as he executes his famous high-flip method of entering run-away pistenbullies. A few seconds later he had the dangerous beast under control and he stopped it just before it ran down a party of blind school children.
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You need to Login to know who's really who.
...and nuns!
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 Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Ban them>Stop the Brutal Gooming Smile
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PistenBully ejector seat performs perfectly, but operator tragically forgets parachute.
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 Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
the best way to avoid a pisten bully is to bully it until it cries, then it will go away and leave you alone Wink snowHead
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
I saw one in Ellmau once up on bricks missing its tracks and dozer, looked rather a pathetic sight really.
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Core the tanacity of car thieves nowadays. Not satisfield with leaving cars on bricks without wheels, they are going after pisten bullies for their tracks and dozers!!!!!!!!
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Ski the Net with snowHeads
Don't ski with your eyes closed snowHead
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Just shows how dangerous the piste is. Avoid it at all costs. Wink
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 And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
Just shows how dangerous the piste is. Avoid it at all costs. Wink
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 So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
I saw a big one, a middling sized one and a little one (Pisten Bullies) all together once - sweet - they looked like a family, and none of them had drivers. Do any experts out there know anything about the family life of Pisten Bullies? Laughing
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
Yes, it's based on the fables of Little Red Riding Hood, and Little Red PistenBully.
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Not Goldielox and the three pistenbullies!!!???? (How do you spell Goldielox anyway??)
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 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
I remember a most incredible sight above Meribel - a solid row of lights - probably 5 to 6 of these in a row at night with their full lights blazing in the night sky.
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Yep - don't you just love being out on the terrace of your room, late at night, in the silence, watching the stars and the lights of the pistenbullies up the mountain, thinking about the next day's skiing.

Bliss snowHead Very Happy Very Happy
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
maggi, that is a lovely thought snowHead
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