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The "getting abuse from the skiers" rapid response thread.

 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
stab, be brave brother...
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
nope, I do not go there. A year ago I lost it in there, can't be done with it. Laughing
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
stab, sock puppet ? works for the 'others'
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debbi wrote:
stab wrote:
What the hell, I'll come out of the closet, I would like to see how it is to ski on twin tip skis. Embarassed


Just in case you notice what you posted whilst in blackout mode & decide to edit it out Toofy Grin




debbi wrote:
Looking at pictures of me in my old ski gear makes me cry

Thankfully I found the darkside


And that? Care to explain? It appears to me you're a half blood. At least I have never skied, you apparantley used to like it so much you bought the clothes. Tell me you didn't wear descent or spyder please. Laughing
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
stab, could be worse - could be Nevica or Rodeo. Laughing
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stab, Lizzard, LOL it was when i was a school.
I have even been in my loft tonight to see if i could find my Aqua Shell Suit ski outfit Shocked Even came with a dodgy perm Embarassed
I'm hoping I never threw it away (for comedy purposes you understand) if i find it i will post a picture Laughing Laughing
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 Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Ah so this is the thread where all the brave boarders are hiding (while taking pop shots at skiers).
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
Can see the attraction of snowboarding to the older crowd though. If I was old and fat with a saggy bum then I might take up a sport with clothes to match. Wink
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DB,
Quote:

pop shots

That's 'pot shots', boy. Get it right.
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Lizzard, yeah, but we know not to mention "pot" on the boarding thread. Too many people get excited wink
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Lizzard wrote:
DB,
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pop shots

That's 'pot shots', boy. Get it right.


Jesus are all snowboarders this pedantic or is it just the old farty ones?

If I'd of mentioned "pot" you lot would of been almost as excited as when the price of haemorrhoid cream last dropped.
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
Lizzard,
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I'd of mentioned

hehehe
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So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
Hurtle, well, I didn't expect him to have the sense actually to take any advice.

DB, you clearly don't know any potheads - one of their defining characteristics is that they are never even slightly excited.
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
Lizzard wrote:
DB, you clearly don't know any potheads - one of their defining characteristics is that they are never even slightly excited.


I think you will find different weed has different effects on different people ..... Toofy Grin

(adult words)
http://www.steadyhealth.com/side_effects_penis_errection_smoking_marijuana_t57213.html
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Quote:

DB wrote:
Quote:

DB, you clearly don't know any potheads - one of their defining characteristics is that they are never even slightly excited.


I think you will find different weed has different effects on different people .....

(adult words)
http://www.steadyhealth.com/side_effects_penis_errection_smoking_marijuana_t57213.html


Is an "errection" one you get by mistake???
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 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
Quote:

are all snowboarders this pedantic

No, we're just brighter, better educated, more interesting, better-looking and generally sexier than you. Razz
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Lizzard wrote:
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are all snowboarders this pedantic

No, we're just brighter, better educated, more interesting, better-looking and generally sexier than you. Razz


Ball cocks. It's easier to tell the sex of a hamster or a guinea pig than a snowboarder. Besides, just because I have an education doesn't mean I have to use it. If you want to correct English all day then I suggest you get a real job (as a teacher).

PS Your list should contain the words "Older", "less exciting" and "Stoned" though.

wink Razz


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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Quote:

I suggest you get a real job

What an outrageous suggestion. Shocked Whatever would I want with one of those?
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Lizzard wrote:
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I suggest you get a real job

What an outrageous suggestion. Shocked Whatever would I want with one of those?


Then perhaps you could afford a proper education and learn how to incorporate the word "Whatever" correctly into a sentence. Either that or more money to buy weed and become even more under excited.
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DB, your assumption that I'm in the hablt of using illegal drugs borders on the offensive. And before you slate my English, you need to review your use of capital letters. So NehNeh NehNeh to you.
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DB, you need this it should match your ski suit.
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 Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Swirly, ha, back on topic. Nice handbag! Laughing
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
Lizzard,
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under excited

Puzzled rolling eyes
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Look we (skiers) are supposed to be the old farts. You (snowboarders) are supposed to be cool, rad etc. This load of pedantic whinging isn't doing your street cred any good. Anybody would think you are just a bunch of middle aged women with saggy bottom pants.


Swirly,
Spot on and thanks for the offer, could you also get me a car radio and a set of hub caps for a ford escort too? Business still good in scouseland?
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DB wrote:
Anybody would think you are just a bunch of middle aged women with saggy bottom pants.


We've been outed ! Damn your good wink
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snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
DB, yer but I needs me cash up front like.
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 And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
Sorry to be so sad guys and gals but my wife really loves the handbag and would like one....

You see it matches the little pink bow on the front of her board (you know, the one 4 breast cancer awareness)

DB,
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Look we (skiers) are supposed to be the old farts. You (snowboarders) are supposed to be cool, rad etc.
Quote:
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Anybody would think you are just a bunch of middle aged women with saggy bottom pants.
Sad


My wife is very cool,very rad,very gorgeous,very educated,very unstoned and above all a caring and compassionate person. She will not ski because of all the saggy bottomed one piece romper suit wearing middle aged camel toed women who do NehNeh
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 So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
Sorry I take it all back, it's not only boarders who ski with their pants hanging off their hips

http://www.royalambassadorapts.com/skier666/Long_023.JPG
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
DB, that's a very scary look Shocked
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
DB, I don't like the implications of that post.
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 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
Swirly wrote:
DB, I don't like the implications of that post.


Could be sausage on a stick, maybe he didn't want kids anyway.

This is no doubt what happens when builders are allowed to ski. Wink
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