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Stab's petition to get the word SKI censored AKA The one piece thread

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debbi wrote:
stab, you would never see a boarder looking that ruff would ya???? or would ya Shocked


you haven't seen my new jacket and hat combo Laughing
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stab, you have to back up a statement like that with a photo !!
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Swirly, that's Santa! Legend!!

debbi, that was an Italian, and therefore doesn't count.
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Lizzard, you sure? he might just be an unwashed frenchman ?
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or a mono skier Toofy Grin yup thats it. stab has to be a mono skier.
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debbi wrote:
stab, you have to back up a statement like that with a photo !!


And blow my cover? No chance. If I have to work this winter then a disguise kit is top of my list considering the abuse I give to people on the mountain. Safe to say my boarding jacket is the opposite of my work jacket.
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of course its wrong. what scientist would try and prove that! if you think you look bad, you should see some of the ski suits i have in the attic!
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Any of you lot on Facebook might appreciate this group: http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2338464677

Some classics on display there!
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stab wrote:
debbi wrote:
stab, you have to back up a statement like that with a photo !!


Safe to say my boarding jacket is the opposite of my work jacket.


Fluro pink instead of fluro green wink Laughing
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kiwi1 wrote:
or a mono skier Toofy Grin yup thats it. stab has to be a mono skier.


I can't even snowboard properly never mind mono ski, which has to be THE gayest looking way of getting down a mountain.
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Lizzard, superb !! i have just joined Laughing Laughing
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Lizzard, some amazing pictures there. Especially number 25 where the more normally dressed person may have had an accident.
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Personal favorite is doginabag !! WHY WOULD YOU TAKE YOUR POODLE IN YOUR RUCKSACK ????????
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Lizzard,
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No, sorry, whilst it's technically correct, even I baulk at that one! rolling eyes
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debbi, at first I didn't think it was real but it is isn't it?
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Swirly, yep, its real , i am scared to carry a camera in case i squash it, imagine squashing a dog !
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I set Santa as my wallpaper yesterday, imagine my surprise when at ten past nine my hungover face met his quizzical expression.
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
I think its just a defence mechanism for skiers to try to ensure that they are not wiped-out by out-of-control boarders wink I love the lime green and blue combo
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The secret to snowboarding is denying you are ever out of control, you meant to do it. Wink
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Have you noticed the Halloween Snowheads logo?

The pumpkin eats a skier Laughing Laughing Laughing

Says it all really Very Happy
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stab, i hate to say it but this thread is attracting more Pink Handbags to this section Laughing
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Megamum, would that be the thinking behind (for example) a matching blue and orange outfit perchance? You really needn't have bothered - you're not about to encounter any boarders on a near-flat green run in some mystery corner of Switzerland. Laughing
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debbi, that was half the plan, drag them out of their comfort zones. Now they are isolated and primed for attack.
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Lizzard, Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Except that its not orange and blue, its orange and black!!
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i reckon the girl in shot 24 must have a cracking back bottom judging by the 2 lads and 1 girl that are both staring at it Laughing
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Todays love
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Swirly, Cool sunglasses required for that number !! Cool
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just found
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Swirly, steezy fo sheezy Laughing
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Can we change the thread to photos of embarrassing sk* suits. There should be extra points if you include in the photo one of you friends so long as they are not wearing the item themselves. Have you noticed all the "rear entry" boots in these photos?
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It's a family affair....

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Lager, and the only one looking half way presentable is sporting BLADES... Very Happy
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Excellent work by agent Bleakley....

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debbi wrote:
Lager, and the only one looking half way presentable is sporting BLADES... Very Happy


Let's face it, the poor kid was never going to turn out to be sensible and well adjusted. Toofy Grin
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Rossfra8, being a skier I am saddened to say this ...I think on slope fashion crimes are largely perpetrated by... SKIERS.. mostly by the Italians or the English Public School Sect. I for one will admit to having a pair of fluorescent yellow salopettes when I was 14 years old. Whilst skiing at Nevis Range the radiation they were emitting was picked up by a NASA satellite 14 gazillion miles away. They are now encased in lead and stored a mile underground in a concrete bunker.

My rehabilitation has meant I have refrained from re-offending since being let back out into society.. who says the criminal justice and rehabilitation system doesn`t work?????

Even though I am a two planker. I now wear cool stuff. FULL STOP.

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mrtoastie, Pleased to hear it... now if you could just spread the word to the rest of 'em !

Actually please don't, we need to have someone to laugh at wink
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debbi, I agree.... I particulary enjoy teh Italian female offenders who wear one piece black and gold with woverly fur hats.. priceless.. no doubt Gucci or Prada.. snowHead

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mrtoastie, preferrably with 'toe of camel' to complete the look Laughing
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debbi, that goes without saying..they usually have a deep crevass on the backside of the mountain and on the frontside a wholesome but slightly off putting big toed camel ... or is it a long haired mountain goat.. oh sorry that is the Germans... oops think I may have gone too far this time. Big Wink Shocked Razz
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