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SCGB Forum latest topic ..... it all begins to make sense

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A couple of weeks pass, converstion on the SCGB forum grinds ever onwards towards a halt ..... and Ahoy there chaps .... whats the latest topic for chat over there!? ..... I say, blow me down if its not about jolly old Klosters wot!!? Toofy Grin

Well I guess now that most of us have emmigrated over here that'll leave the way open to have a rip roaring good old knees up of a chat on Klosters and St Morritz etc .... lets face it - thats probably where the other 26950 members are ... it certainly seems to be where about 50 ski club reps are! .... yes indeed the clouds are parting where once there were clouds and darkness now there is light and clarity!
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Thanks for making me feel better about my £15 for joining this esteemed establishment, Adam. rolling eyes
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
I met an SCGB rep in Jackson - he was trying to get into the knickers of a Crystal rep, is this what you guys pay for?
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Fox Hat, indeed it is normally the custom for the common members of the club to pay to get into the Crystal rep's knickers. Ski Club reps, however, can get in for free! Wink
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thats more like it weegee Laughing
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Didn't realise there was such a thing as a "common" member of SCGB...
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Although trying to get better aquainted with the Crystal girls undergarments is, I can assure you, not exclusive to SCGB members.
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Wear The Fox Hat wrote:
I met an SCGB rep in Jackson - he was trying to get into the knickers of a Crystal rep, is this what you guys pay for?


A friend of mine was the Swiss Travel rep in St Moritz a few years back and was offered 200 quid for sex by the Ski Club rep there. "Look on it as a gift to help you in your hour of need" - as the SCGB rep put it.
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sherman-maeir wrote:

A friend of mine was the Swiss Travel rep in St Moritz a few years back and was offered 200 quid for sex by the Ski Club rep there.


Less talk, more names!!!!

*edit - puts sensible head on for a moment* please DON'T publish the names of those involved on here!!
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Well done Mike. We don't want our nice new site getting into trouble do we?
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If it's true, there's no problem spilling the beans Very Happy

If it's a fib, you could get in bother Sad
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Even if it's true (an it sounds very plausible) naming names might get us into the situation of having to prove it, and we don't want to go there. snowHead
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So what we need is photographic evidence Wink
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You know it makes sense.
Don't start! Very Happy
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Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Actually, that's a bit on the obscene side, so apologies and would a moderator be kind enough to remove.
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'tis done, oh foul mouthed one!
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Wear The Fox Hat and Sherman-Maeir. I'd consider what you say to be misconduct if true. If you consider it misconduct, have any concerns, or simply want to privately inform me of facts or witnesses (not hearsay), then I'll look into it.

A Ski Club of Great Britain representative is exactly that. A representative of 27,000 people who pay his/her expenses, from their subscriptions, to further the interests of the SCGB and British skiers abroad.

Please send me a personal message via this forum if you want something done about it. If you think it's a laugh and don't care, no worries.

'Gerry'. Please could you confirm your surname to me. Cheers.
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Mark Hunter, and I was just trying my first attempt at a smiley to tell you off about it - I'll do it anyway Toofy Grin

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Hurray - it worked Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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Thanks Ian - suitably chastened and hugely impressed at your moderation response times - saved a few blushes Blush
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I think you could have edited it yourself using the little paper+scissor button on the right hand side of your post. Alternatively if you've just posted I think there is a little cross which allows you to delete.
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Wot didya do?
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Sorry, marc, couldn't possibly repeat it - look at the response from Cathy for Heaven's sake.

Ian - at least it gave you the opportunity to flex those (gardening Exclamation ) muscles and demonstrate your moderation skills. Just think of that moment of madness as an opportunity to finely hone your trade and justify your existence
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Quote:

Thanks Ian - suitably chastened and hugely impressed at your moderation response times - saved a few blushes

Hey spoilsports - looks like the rest of us missed out on something there...
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Thank God it's only the Grammar Police, and not the Obscene Publications Squad Shocked
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Dear Mr. Goldsmith

Being a rep is a solemn undertaking, and you are right to take a dim view of any activities of a carnal nature they might engage in. You could raise this point at the AGM. Maybe even propose a motion? I myself have witnessed reps in clubs and bars talking to members of the opposite sex. Sometimes I've even observed them dancing and kissing!

I have a list of names, dates, and places where some of these shenanigans took place. Send me a private message and I will gladly pass on all the information I have.

Yours sincerely

Mary Whitehouse

Highgate Cemetery
Swain's Lane
Highgate
London
N6 6PJ
http://highgate-cemetery.org/index.asp


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I delete double posts whenever I come across them (except where the double post has become a discussion subject) in order to keep the forums tidy and prevent threads going off topic (as this one has Shocked ). I vaguely recall deleting a Gerry double post. Look at the trouble it's caused Embarassed

There is only one Gerry... (on snowHeads at least).
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David Goldsmith wrote:
Wear The Fox Hat and Sherman-Maeir. I'd consider what you say to be misconduct if true. If you consider it misconduct, have any concerns, or simply want to privately inform me of facts or witnesses (not hearsay), then I'll look into it.


My friend thought it was quite amusing... and certainly wouldn't want to get the guy into any trouble for what was an interesting offer in her financial hour of need!
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You know it makes sense.
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Sorry, marc, couldn't possibly repeat it - look at the response from Cathy for Heaven's sake.


(First time at a quote - hope it worked...)

Sooooo Mark, Ian & I were the only ones to view this lapse in behaviour were we??....hmmmmmm, I think there is potential here...what's it worth for us not to besmirch your good name through these pages Twisted Evil Twisted Evil
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Darn, quote didn't work - doesn't look pretty like the one above Sad
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Oh yes it did!

(To get quote to work you need to have a terminating:
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which I've just put in for you since it looked untidy without Wink
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Right I'm going to delete all posts referring to "post counts" except this one! (If anyone wants to know-don't ask, it's only housekeeping Laughing
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Cathy Coins, Don't forget, if you want to check whether something you've types comes out properly, just click on "preview" rather than "submit" at the bottom of the page. If it's great, then submit it, otherwise you have a chance to edit it before it appears...
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Thank you, oh powerful moderator that knows all Laughing Now, how shall we get Mark Twisted Evil
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It won't work you know Alan; you'll start pulling on this little annoying thread and before long the whole thing will have unraveled... Smile
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Well I've been feeling like a toad all week so I'd thought I'd try being a God for the weekend Ian Wink
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You'll be more like a cat with a ball of string you know...
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You're determinedto get this back onto 2 pages aren't you Ian?
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so, why should it be 2 pages, ian?
And alan, are you anti-2 page threads?

The people need to know!
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Any update on this ? Laughing
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