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Tis a bit quite in here....

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Poor DB.. I think he's in a Whirl.. get it? Whirl! Vienna?

oh ok forget it Embarassed

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Guy's, you mean it ?? I have passed the final test ? I am now allowed into the holy order... woo hoo !!!

Now to wreak havoc with my new powers .. I'm gonna get my big purple saber out and lop off DB's head... muwhahahahahahah
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Philip Prior wrote:
Masopa....correct Beer does not compliment food. So don't have the food! Twisted Evil


I once had a trip out to India - the Raj invited me over (fellow Harrovian, you see) and we had some fabolous local cuisine, with which he recommended a glass of local brew. Wasn't my favourite tipple, but it seemed to go rather well.

My manservant told me that a lot of you lot (commoners, that is - not snowboarders) drink the stuff all the time. Not sure I could manage a whole pint (or whatever unit it comes in) because I found it most disagreeable with my digestion - all manner of belching and farting ensued!
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So what do you safthern based boarders do on the weekend. Play with your star wars toys or go morris dancing together? rolling eyes
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We can't go Morris dancing. We aint got no sticks to tap together or whatever they do. All the skiers have nicked 'em to help them stand up Very Happy
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Richie, old chap - the "sticks" as you quaintly refer to them, are bloody handy little things. After a few too many cognacs in my mountainside chalet in St Moritz, I've had to use them on more than one occasion. The bell rope to ring Jeeves in was just too far away for my brandy-riddled hand to reach.
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Wot! Wot! old Masopa does a cracking toff impersonation doesn't he! NehNeh

At least he enters the spirit of the rivalry and banter unlike other unnamed persons frequenting this forum Laughing Laughing Laughing
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After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
DB.Check out the previous pages on this 1.safthern?????
You are in Bloody Vienna!(Well so you say,you're probably in your dungeon with a pr of tights on yer head with an orange rammed firmly in your mouth,tied at the legs with cuffs & kinky stuff on ,in your holiday home in cardiff) (Or is that my imagination just running away with itself after too much asda box wine!)
Anyway Vienna,thats a f#ck of alot further south that Weymouth,let alone Essex! Wink
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Anyway,'nowt wrong with Star Wars Toys.
Its the only Antiques i can afford to buy now. Blush
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Philip Prior wrote:
Wot! Wot! old Masopa does a cracking toff impersonation doesn't he! NehNeh


Who says it's an impersonation old chap? Fancy a G&T? snowHead
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Its quite what in here?

Or did you mean quiet? Wink
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
The rest of us were too polite to point out this glaring error Wink
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So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
DOH ! Embarassed
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
You can edit it Osh - edit 1st post & you can do the title...
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Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
I think DB would have revelled in pointing that out, so best I do it in order to spoil his fun.
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Thanks Sir... let me just finish doing my lines

I must lear how to spool korictley
I must lear how to spool korictley
I must lear how to spool korictley
I must lear how to spool korictley
I must lear how to s......

Wink
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Oh and I`m no Oxford dictionary either so expect some typos in my posts Very Happy
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Tawt!
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Philip Prior wrote:
At least he enters the spirit of the rivalry and banter unlike other unnamed persons frequenting this forum Laughing Laughing Laughing


Speaking of entering spirits, etc, I went to see a claivoyant last night. As she gazed into her crystal ball, she burst out laughing. I found this upsetting, as I was trying to contact the ghost of ski-trip past, to find out how long I was banned from Le Pub in Saalbach.
She kept on laughing, so I got up and punched her.
I must say, it's the first time I've struck a happy medium
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Bom,Bom!
Whats Orange & sounds like a Parrot?
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Tawt!


rolling eyes Thats not very nice.
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Groan! rolling eyes
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After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
Yes and your point is..... Shocked
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now now chaps.... unruly behaviour will result in you having to stand at the back of the class.

Simon, Philip.. I dont think Mr.GBoswood is a teacher from your old school.. Not a good idea to try ans buy substances from him Wink
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Oisin

You weren`t at UCPA Chamonix in Jan were you? You sound similar to someone I met there.
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Oisin splet quiet wrung........... Razz
PS...............'A Carrot'. rolling eyes
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
WTF is your problem?

Have I done something to offend? If so please do tell.
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So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
Simon (Mr T),

Just to make things clear for you

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Its quite what in here?

Or did you mean quiet? Wed Feb 25, 2004 8:45 am


Was an attempt at light hearted banter, hence the wink.
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
[Scouse talk] Karm down, Karm down now [/Scouse talk]
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
And WTF is yours? Who's WTF anyway?
Confused?I am.
We're now just ribbing Oisin for his spelling. NehNeh
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Embarassed

Sorry I thought u were having a go at me again

WTF is What The F***
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Ladies, enough. Me must not turn on each other Wink
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Calmness required here. Tempers are fraying. GBoswood - we all respect each other here but the banter does get lairy at times but it's all meant for fun. Wink

R we all friends again? Laughing
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Well, at least nobody's popped up to earnestly to tell you to love one another Wink
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hello sailor! Shocked
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Richie wrote:
Ladies, enough. Me must not turn on each other Wink


Funny English that, is it from one of those posh Shakespear plays or somert?
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GBoswood.
I wasn't ever having a go at you......i'm confused.The tawt was for Oisin as he cocked up!No malice intended to him or yourself...But i think he new that.
Oh well.
Anyway carry on!
Peace & love to all men apart from them with 2 planks & sticks! NehNeh
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After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
right thats it I'm using spell chequer on all my post from now on!!!

TWOT right back at you.... er.... HAIRY back bottom ? Confused
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oh bug it !!
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DB, Forgive me. I may have had a sherry too many. Wink
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