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 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
It is embarassing though being pulled by a Manc over your spelling and grammer. Whatever next. Madeye-Smiley
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
I admit, it is poor form. Still, whatever happens, at least I don't ponce around on two planks and use sticks snowHead
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
DB-I've started to take my boarding home now,my missus is happy.I've never sat in the middle of the sofa before! I got a bunk up out of it aswell!
She wasn't too impressed when i sat in front on the middle of the TV screen though,especially during footballers wives! Wink
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So that's how you 'wax' your board Wink
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 Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Furniture polish & asda farm stores candle wax actually.Being a poor shandy drinking southern puff,its all i can afford.
I can only afford to go boarding as i've sold most of my organs & stuff to the rich pimms drinking skiers from the home counties. NehNeh
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Mr T,
Hope you got a good price for your brain as it was - one owner low mileage / hardly used. snowHead
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 Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
You get a good price for yer guts though as they are in high demand by the skiiers rolling eyes
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
As i said DB i was once a skier! Laughing
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Simon, did u mince about, quaff Pimms and say "sweety" when u skied?
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Ski the Net with snowHeads
Still does... don't you Simon ?
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Only when i'm with my Skiing chums!
Then i can take note & remember how not to dress & act when i go boarding!
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
oh my good lord.... how this made me laugh this morning. I thought it about time to try and revive this thread due to covert tactics being employed by those bearing the sticks of shame... on the other side....

DB ... u still here? Laughing
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 So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
The snowboarding side of things seems very quite here. Going to have to find a new forum Toofy Grin
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
tsk... thats what you guys think... we regularly talk about you behind your backs ... we just do it in private NehNeh

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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
as the only boarder in a group of 4 to 6 when we go on tour, i have unparralled acsess into the mind of the 'two planker'..
obviously the 15 seconds they may have to wait while i strap in after the lift ,is more than compensated for by the 30 minutes i have to wait while they get all their clobber together and argue about whose poles are whose..
should there be any of those nasty metal steps involved i am aften willing to lend a hand and help our stumbling bannister clutching friends carry some of their skis or poles..
i would say that after a hard day on the slopes we can all be one again, as equals in the bar.. but of course only after the mandatory whinging about wanting to get their walking boots cos their poor tootsies are hurting..
and to think people say borders slow things up rolling eyes wink
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CANV CANVINGTON, but don't you find it lonely, sitting in the middle of the piste on your own? wink
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
CANV CANVINGTON, didnt realise you were a boarder. You have now been removed from my christmas card list.
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Elizabeth B wrote:
CANV CANVINGTON, but don't you find it lonely, sitting in the middle of the piste on your own? wink

only when im waiting for those pesky skiers to finish looking at the view and trying to figure out the pisteiest way down on the piste map... mind you i have never managed to summon up the required suicidal tendancies to sit in the middle of a piste.. its hard to look cool with a ski in the back of your head Shocked
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Frosty the Snowman, christmas card list..?? that is ssooooo 1980's one piece outfit, schapps in the ski pole, bragging about how you learnt on 220's despite now requesting 160 carvers...
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
This Xmas card would probably been a glass of pimms with some holly round it! He's doing you a favour!!!!!!
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Pimms guzzling, Gin and Tonic gargling, champagne quaffing, rompersuit wearing, tarquin reproducing, swedish au pair groping, christmas card list writing ... wtf... people still write christmas card lists?? oh .. wait.. I don't have any friends .. guess I'm off your list too then wink Laughing
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Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Whats wrong with groping Swedish au pairs?
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
DAVID F, never being able to get with arms reach Sad
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CANV CANVINGTON wrote:
Elizabeth B wrote:
CANV CANVINGTON, but don't you find it lonely, sitting in the middle of the piste on your own? wink

only when im waiting for those pesky skiers to finish looking at the view and trying to figure out the pisteiest way down on the piste map... mind you i have never managed to summon up the required suicidal tendancies to sit in the middle of a piste.. its hard to look cool with a ski in the back of your head Shocked

Nice one.
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 Ski the Net with snowHeads
Ski the Net with snowHeads
Where HAS DB, got to? His he still polishing his ski pole?
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snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
deported back to Manchester... he was caught nicking hubcaps in Viena, whilst concealing a ferret in his trousers and sporting a flat cap Laughing

DB come back to play!!
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 And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
Update - DB is back. I've not had a good look at all the forums as yet but he has crawled out and is in the "What are you looking forward to tomorrow" discussion in the Apres Zone.
Bless him.
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