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No, and I wouldn't trust that contraption to fish me out of an avalanche.

I wouldn't trust a fish either, come to think of it.

P.S. In all seriousness - at least whimsical seriousness - does the word 'dog' have the same connotation in the US as it does in the UK? Perhaps one of our US snowHeads could comment?!
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And could someone explain the American etymology of the word "buns"? Just seems odd that they would use an item of patisserie to describe a part of your anatomy. Like brits saying "nice cake!"
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You've not heard someone say "She's got great baps!", then?
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On that theme, am I correct that the word 'fanny' is the American collective noun for 'buns'?

In other words if I buy a Ski Dog, will it improve my fanny?
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The septic fanny is that region, you're right. When in my early twenties and in the US with some mates, great mirth was had over the title of video spotted in a shop there: "Get a Tighter Fanny In Three Weeks" (or similar).

So yes, you'll have get yourself a better, tighter fanny if you work it on a Ski Dog.



("...you too could have donuts like Fannie's" - Mr. craddock)
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skanky, that's true - bakery metaphors abound. Being Londoners maybe some of us have got Chelsea buns...
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michael stocking, buns - the americans use this for bum.

What will u sk=ers think of next rolling eyes snowHead
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Dan, I should think very few actual skiers would use the Ski Dog. 50% of sales will probably in Florida...though maybe not for the next few days, and a furher 40% will probably be Beverley Hills. Wink

Also, I think michael knew the meaning, but was wondering how it came about (the etymology). It is of course, purely a visual reference. Toofy Grin
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I was after the etymology, not the definition. If you need the definition of etymology, umm, hang on, I've lost myself....

I like visual bakery metaphors though. Some baps might be more like danish pastries, some buns might be closer to bloomers. If you've got a nasty split tin, it's time for a check-up, and I don't even want to go near bagels...
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Baguettes?
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