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 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
134) Skiers always have right of way over boarders and you should feel free to remind them of this at every available opportunity

135) Black runs are designed to provide the learner with a mixture of experiences, so to get your feet on the first day give them a go, it will help define your natural ability.
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
136) when using a narrow piste always stop in the middle of the track so that others can see you and shout plesant greetings

137) Those snowboarders lying on the piste are just waiting for a skier to ski over them, it's part of being cool for snowboarders to have as many scars as possible


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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
138) Christmas and New Year are a bad time to go skiing everything (even the bars and restaurants) is closed for the public holidays including the lifts and the pistes.
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139) If a chairlift is too slow or stops, simply jump down to the piste below. It's perfectly safe and skiers below will be looking out for 'lift jumpers'
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
140) At the end of a button lift hold on to the button for as long as possible and then fire it off in the direction of the nearest group of skiers or boarders
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134) ESF kindergarten never have more than 6 or 7 children in the class
135)Don't worry about dropping things from a chair, the lift staff will go and fetch them for you

Pam W all true last Easter at Le Viking, even ESF were ok (for ESF)
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141) if your hands are cold its acceptable to stuff them down the front of someones elses trousers - particularly if attractive opposite sex, or same sex if that's your thing.
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After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
142) don't pay up front for ski carriage with Easyjet and the likes, the check in staff won't catch on you've not paid and even if they do the other people in the queue behind won't mind waiting while you sort it out.
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143) rush to the boarding gate the minute your flight is called
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144) enjoy the freedom of the mountain. always take the last run of the day home on your own, you'll probably not be missed anyway
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snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
145) for a challenge try the Vallee Blanche - don't bother with a guide, just follow the signs.
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 And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
146) The terrain park is a great place to begin your skiing career. If you can't do a kangaroo flip after an hour, stick to table tennis
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 So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
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if your hands are cold its acceptable to stuff them down the front of someones elses trousers
That's bad advice? Puzzled
Oh dear Shocked
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
147) snowheads is a free community, don't trust a word they say. Instead, join the Ski Club of Great Britain and benefit from their private forum.
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
148) if you can ski from the top of the snowdome without falling then you have nothing to fear from anything the alps can throw at you.
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 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
149) if, as we did last year, you order a "3 cheese omelette" from a mountain retaurant in Tignes, be especially careful with your pronunciation, otherwise you may end up, as we did, with 3 x cheese omelettes
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
150) Don't waste your money on lift passes if skiing in France, they will let you on without one if you are English & ask nicely
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
151) If a race piste is marked closed, but gates are set, its ok to have a go especially if you can do a fast snowplough.
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152) if you're looking mainly for ski convenience almost any Austrian resort will do, if on the other hand you want varied and lively apres ski, a purpose built French resort will be right up your street.
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77) The local ski school like to set up impromptu slalom courses for beginners. They really don't mind when you try and knock the markers all over the place 'cos they accept that you're just learning.
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153) if you're driving and a car is right behind you with their indicator flashing, this means that you're going at the French preferred speed and there is no need to move out the way
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154) The sharp metal edges on your skis are dangerous if not carefully blunted with a file before use. This is known as 'tuning'.

155) Remove all traces of the protective shipping wax from the base of your skis before using them. Sandpaper is ideal for this.

156) Modern lace-up snow board boots are much more comfortable than the rigid ski boots and work just as well with skis as they do with boards. As an even cheaper alternative, an old pair of leather walking boots will be fine. Ask at the resort shop for the 'vintage' bindings and take your boots along to show them.
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
157) I better go first, and check out that untracked powder field.
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158 ) To prevent your boots from getting smelly, pour boiling water into the liner every night, then leave them to dry on the balcony. This helps the liner to keep its shape.

In the morning, the water will be cold, but if you put your feet straight into the boot, the cold water will numb the pain of the boots AND wash your feet.
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159)Orange and Green boots are really fashionable
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160 ) when getting on a T-bar or button lift, make sure that your pole tips are pointing backwards, as near to the liftie as possible.
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 And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
161) On a cold day, place your hand under the bottom of the person next to you on the chairlift as they sit down. Not only does this keep your hands toasty warm, but it's considered only friendly for complete strangers to do this, and a great way to expand your social circle.
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 So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
162) If your boots are particularly uncomfortable, soaking them in fresh urine is a great way to soften and break them in.
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
163) If your Parka hood needs more insulation try vomit. Toofy Grin
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Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
164) On returning from your holiday, leave your clothes in the case for at least 6 months. All ski clothes have a special chemical built into them which makes them self-cleaning.
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165) When talking on walkie-talkies everyone listening in will think it's hilarious if you quote lines from Airplane like "we have clearance Clarence" and "what's your vector Victor" or roger Roger"
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166) Lyon airport has great catering facilities.
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
167) Beginners should wear fingerless gloves as it really helps with properly gripping the poles.

168) When there is no cloud its best to leave the sunglasses in the hotel as its almost impossible to make out the contours of the slope with dark shades on when the sun is out.

169) Ski Instructors are really keen to hear where you have skiied before and how little its snows in Ireland and Britain.

170) Whacky headgear is a real stamp of individuality and style, buy loads in the resort.

171) Expert skiiers really appreciate first weekers just trying the black runs on their last day. Even side sliping down in the middle of the piste just below the lip they will just shrug and recollect fondly how once they were learning
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172) In order to add a bit of challenge to moguls, good skiers appreciate crap skiers cutting the backs off them. That four ice wall really adds to the fun.
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
173) There's only one way to ski, only one turn style is acceptable. Everything else is garbage. Whatever you do, don't vary your technique with regards to conditions or terrain.
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174) On the first and last run each day it is traditional to tip the lift staff. Normally around 10% of the lift pass price is acceptable.
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175) If in a catered chalet DO NOT tip the staff, it is considered very rude, they are working for good wages and your pleasure at their service provided is re-numeration enough.
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
176) Dahling you simply must go to meribel it is simply divine and soo French. The prices are so reasonable and the Snow is to die for.
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T Bar, Er, I'm going to Meribel on Saturday - should I be worried? Shocked
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AxsMan,
Providing you don't mind being in a corner of some foreign field that is forever England at high cost with usually the least good snow in the 3V no.
Nothing wrong with it per se but not my cup of earl grey.

NB Mont Vallon is an exception to the poor snow.
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