 Poster: A snowHead
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The suddenly miraculously acquired ability to carve beautiful turns, effortlessly! (About as likely for me as the helicopter, jacuzzi, Brad Pitt as ski instructor, etc...  )
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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Ive always fancied a ramp that lets me ski off my balcony onto the piste! Preferably with James Bond theme tune playing!
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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| Ive always fancied a tramp that lets me ski off my balcony onto the piste! Preferably with James Bond theme tune playing! |
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zebedee, Give him a can of spesh' and he'll let you.
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
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Roger1000 Nice, I like that one, or the man from Milk Tray style (did I get the right chocolates?)
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Ride a black run in the day. Ski the ol' pink run at night.
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Thought of some 
Personnel Physiotherapist
Medical Consultant's (simple Doctor of medicine simply wouldn't be enough) Foot specialist
boot fitting specialist
Ski technician
Ski Doo driver
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You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
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Toast butterer 
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Butter the right temperature to put on the toast and a different lump the right temperature not to mangle the croissants - a couple of those butter temperature gadgets from Lakeland might work.
Oh, yes how about a bakery in the basement delivering fresh cooked bread, cakes and pastries with every meal
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snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
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canadian breakfast every morning inc; waffles,french toast,omlettes,bacon,sausage,eggs(fried,scrambled,poached and boiled)sauted potatoes,toast,croisants,fresh bread,a selection of homemade preserves, pain au chocolate,and all those lovely sweet pastries washed down with mugs of hot sweet black coffee
the perfect way to start the skiing day
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
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Neilski, Remind me to visit Canada one day - that sounds great!!
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You know it makes sense.
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mark_20vt, You can still be very rich and be ordinary.
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Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
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Frosty the Snowman, I know I am
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Poster: A snowHead
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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A resort where the restaurants & hotels are run by the Swiss, the Apres-ski by the Austrians, the Ski-lifts and Piste-Patrols by the Americans and where the French and Italian skiers behave like the Canadians.
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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You need to Login to know who's really who.
You need to Login to know who's really who.
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Whitegold, You are excelling yourself this morning. Your pile of poo is reach monumental heights.
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
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You'll need to Register first of course.
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Frosty the Snowman, stoatsbrother, I'm sure its all in his mind - put it this way - I KNOW I'm superior to him  But I'll leave it up to others to guess in what respect I'm superior!!
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Here's my pennyworth.
Helicopter, for transfers & heliskiing.
Gordon Ramsay or equivilent in the kitchen.
Mutzig Old Lager on tap.
Fresh powder everynight, blue sky days.
Selection of BASI Trainers for private tuition.
Clean sheets every day.
Ski in ski out.
Masseuse
hot tub
ski technician.
proper tea.
decent hi-fi
Range Rover.
and not forgetting the Wife
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You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
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How about all your best mates for company each day - and hangover free beer.
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snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
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This utopia described above sounds very much like Borovets.
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
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I thought of something vital - it must possess a fairy godmother capable of waving a magic wand and transforming me into a fearless capable skier
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Megamum, alcohol?
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You know it makes sense.
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laundryman, Something I've often considered that, in moderation, may actually do more good than harm where I'm concerned - I'm often tempted to put in a hip flask. Hey how about solid silver hip flasks filled with finest brandy to take to the slopes each day?
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Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
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cheap irish wiskey/whiskey ( I never can remember) in a cheap hipflask works for me!
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Poster: A snowHead
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pielot, the second; 'whisky' is from Scotland.
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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pielot, I thought this was meant to be the no expense spared trip!
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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FAQ
, people in my office are looking at me strangely as I keep collapsing in laughter.
