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Complimentary slippers Toofy Grin
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Complimentary slappers Toofy Grin
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Complimentary kippers
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Complimentary Flippers (for the warm weather we've been having this winter) Wink
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Pancake flippers, for Shrove Tuesday.
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Shocked Shocked Charlatanefc, I had wrongly presumed you would have gone for barrels of lager with an IV drip line.
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Frosty the Snowman, that doesn't need warm weather Wink
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This all looks remarkably like some form of list wink
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An I suppose a hunky fit ski instructor to keep OH happy

[b]Petemillis[/b[] Why only kidding? Brilliant idea IMHO
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So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
chicken dippers?
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Frosty the Snowman wrote:
Complimentary slappers Toofy Grin
Already been done........
What was the name of that Hotel in Courchevel that was in the news the other day Laughing
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PJs !!

(See my other thread Little Angel )
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boredsurfin wrote:
Complimentary slippers Toofy Grin


Speaking of which, where's Ben Wright these days?
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boredsurfin, Byblos.
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Bibles - in all the bedside tables
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None of the following :- (taking my lead from various other threads on here recently)

Snowboarders
Smokers
Noisy people
Quiet people
Children
Parents
Fat people
Smelly people
Fat Smelly Parents
In fact, people who have any conflicting habits to mine whatsoever, period
did I mention Smokers?
People who frequent resorts I have never actually visited but the Daily Mail suggests may be a little bit 'chav'
People who cannot afford to fly via private jet, or transfer in anything other than a Bell JetRanger
Anywhere Russians/Germans/any other 'foreigners' might travel to
People who actually vote on any reality TV shows

I think that covers most angles. But god forbid if the chalet hosts don't use the right tea bags or proper Heinz beans on my breakfast.....


So, who else enjoys travelling to foreign climes to soak up something you don't get at home 24x7 ?



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Disgruntled from Warwickshire
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defo not .................. Disgruntled from Warwickshire
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Guvnor, Well I don't smoke, and I don't board. How doea the song go "Coz 2 out 13 ain't bad"
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3 foot of blower every night (&stop it now those with dirty minds - this has nothing to do with dwarves)
Avalanche risk of 1
Private Heli & Guide
Female clientele of the Yucatan & Chambre Neuf
Waitresses from Buffalo Bills
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A jug of Margueritas and a plate of buffalo wings waiting on the sun kissed terrace where the lackeys ease me out of my ski boots and gear and into a nice warm Jacuzzi, at which point it starts gently snowing, and a naked Uma Thurman climbs into the jacuzzi and...

It's just not going to happen is it?
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stoatsbrother, well the rest might, but I'm not sure about the "starts gently snowing" rolling eyes
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Eating a plate of buffalo wings while waiting for Uma Thurman to stop kissing Marguerita's jugs before she takes off my ski boots and eases me into her nice warm Jacuzzi, at which point the lackeys leave the chalet and go operate that gear that makes it start snowing.
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stoatsbrother, No its not. Uma hates bubbles Very Happy
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Guvnor wrote:
None of the following :- (taking my lead from various other threads on here recently)

People who actually vote on any reality TV shows

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Surely you mean anybody who actually watches, as any interest in or is slightly interested in 'reality TV shows' and soaps
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Guvnor wrote:
None of the following :- (taking my lead from various other threads on here recently)

People who actually vote on any reality TV shows

signed
Disgruntled from Warwickshire


Surely you mean anybody who actually watches, has any interest in or is slightly interested in 'reality TV shows' and soaps
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Free skiddoos for night time fun on slopes (not the ones used for skiing)
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I don't think anyone has mentioned English Tea/teabags. The only things they have on the continent seem to be Lipton yellow tea bags with tags, served in glass cups with no milk unless you insist. I reguarly take a few months supply of English style tea to my Swiss friends. Come to that a teapot wouldn't come amiss.


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Plenty of teapots round these parts
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pielot, I'm seriously considering sending our bags ahead next year, and travelling with hand baggage only.


my wife would kill me if I called her that Toofy Grin

NUTS: " Great turns out there today pielot, and yourkit...steeeeezy!"
ME: "Blinkin eck a plate of talking dry roasted..unvelievable"
LUXURY CHALET HOST: " Oh yes sir, the nuts are complimentary."

I'll get me coat.
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Megamum, FGS - it's one of the few opportunities to taste decent coffee in the morning!!! Get with the damn program!!! Ok - Yorkshire gold bags may just suffice - or blend 1/3rd Earl Grey with 2/3rds Assam. Lovely Cool
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petemillis, rolling eyes Laughing
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Helicopter and good looking guide
Deep untracked powder
Outside jacuzzi
Sports massage
Sherpa
Good food, wine and friends
Wise investments
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Chocolate fountain to keep the ladies happy of an evening
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Scarpa wrote:
Megamum, FGS - it's one of the few opportunities to taste decent coffee in the morning!!! Get with the damn program!!! Ok - Yorkshire gold bags may just suffice - or blend 1/3rd Earl Grey with 2/3rds Assam. Lovely Cool


I am afraid Megamum is right. Coffee is for foreigners and Starbucks tw@ts.

A good strong tea is the proper drink at breakfast, lunch, tea, dinner, supper and in between times.

'Red label' is sufficient description. Assam is OK. Earl Grey is not.
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I've had a think about this and have come up with:
Snow, lots of
Good food, lots of
Good beer and wine, lots of
Private tranfer from airport direct to accomodation
Ski hire delivered direct to accomodation
Big beds
Accomodation about a 5 or 10 minute walk from the lifts - i like a walk to wake me in the morning!

I think that's about it, will add to as i think of anything else!
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I don't know about accommodation 5 mins from the lifts, OK if you're by yourself I suppose. I've got small kids and loved my accommodation last year - put on boots in basement ski room, walk out of basement, round corner of building and come out standing at foot of lift. Brilliant, even the kids could manage their own skis that distance Very Happy Mind you if I was on this no-expense spared holiday I'd have employed ski Nannies/minders/personal instructors for the kids to sort out their gear, on/off the lifts, extra pairs of eyes, lessons etc.
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