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TWO blonde Swedish beauties AND ski boots in Chamonix .......

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........ many wild and delightful creatures are attracted to smallzookeeper's humble abode, myself included I might add. Although not my usual sparkling self when visiting last week, due to unforeseen 'raw-throatitis', caused by hours of extensive singing practice ..... Toofy Grin ,

...... but pulses raced to fairly heart-stopping levels when, shall I just refer to them as, Beauty A and Beauty B entered the premises. smallzookeeper promptly abandoned me and my Scarpas, to greet our Scandanavian cousins, reminding me immediately of that classic .......'Beauties & The beast'...... Toofy Grin

....... anyway .....he might not be all that much of a glamour boy like me, but when it comes to ski boots, that boy sure knows his stuff. He's got the X-Boot Factor. Following nearly four hours of measurements, fittings, vaccuum packed 'leg-meat', mutterings, private/out loud conversations with the apprenticezookeepers, honing, adjusting and finally ........ perfection.......!

...... and then the postman arrived ...... Swedes & Irish dismissed momentarily .... for Santa had delivered two new big fat white planks to the smallzookeeper ......... Toofy Grin

The proof of the pudding...... was a special trip from the western-most isle, from the very shores of the atlantic itself to the zookeeper in Chamonix worth it...? I gave those boots some welly the following day - nearly seven hours of high jinks on snow and they were sublime ......a 'Hamlet' skiing moment.

Well worth the little effort to get to Chamonix. A gracious and professional individual in whom I have great confidence. From my brief, but exact specification for a Freerando Boot, with which davidof helped enormously, smallzookeeper has come up with the goods and I must say from the shortlist of three boots, the ones he chose, Scarpa Tornados were the least expensive. I was also very pleased to be given a 10% snowHead 's discount ..... Very Happy Mountain users will now wonder if I am a bird, or a plane ...woosh ... Toofy Grin Maybe I need to change my name to Tornado ....... perhaps not..... Blush


......if Heiniken did ski boots .........nuf said..... wink
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BC,

Stuff the Zoo, he gets too much publicity anyway.. wink tell us about the Swedish girls...
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
BernardC, Do you think the magic boots will help your singing wink
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They were Norwiegen, gave we "Norwiegen Wood!" Toofy Grin
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Isn't it funny how beautiful women always seem to pop up wherever BernardC is, or vice versa? wink Laughing
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Kramer wrote:
Isn't it funny how beautiful women always seem to pop up wherever BernardC is, or vice versa? wink Laughing


Don't you mean BernardC seems to pop up wherever there are beautiful women about? wink
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I'm sure that BernardC would put it down to serendipity, Tomsk! Very Happy
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