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 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
I can't imagine there would be any shortages of mirth for this interesting scene!
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
"Cough please", said the Snow Doctor.
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
One good tug and you'll get it back from the top of his head. Then we'll thaw him out.
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 You need to Login to know who's really who.
You need to Login to know who's really who.
"Group of men attempt to retrieve giant fruit pastilles ice lolly from the only avalable orifice"
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 Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Testicular cancer affects one in ten snowmen. Let me show you how to feel for lumps.
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 You'll need to Register first of course.
You'll need to Register first of course.
News release - "Kevin Mclean has been found, cryogenically frozen until the the Ski Club web site allows non-members to chat again. He was found by the Snow Heads lost souls search and rescue team who are seen reviving him with a strategically aimed tickle."
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 Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Ken Lingwood, Laughing

(Is it my imagination, or has he either got something bulky in his left pocket, or is he particularly enjoying the attentions of the person in blue?)
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
A bit naughty BUT...........

.....satisfying a woman is just like feeding a sugar lump to a pony! Laughing Blush
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 You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
Jamaican branch get confused over the meaning of SnowHead and misplace rastafarian condom
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 Ski the Net with snowHeads
Ski the Net with snowHeads
Jonpim, still uncertain about gender assignment of all things to do with snow, reverts to a tried and trusted method.....
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 snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
Mark Hunter, Laughing Laughing
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 And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
's no balls!
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 So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
Swing low sweet carrot
-- or --
Is this beaver creek?
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
Another sign of deteriorating knowledge in our medical students. In a recent game of Pin The Willy on the Snowman, one of the contestants put the willy on the snowman's head!
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Jonpim, that's because they thought it was a snow woman.
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 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
I think we've missed an obvious point here. The 'boy/girl in blue' is obviously an off-duty policeperson.

Therefore no helmet for the customary 'streaking snowman' cover-up.
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Hey David Goldsmith! That's cheating. You gotta say which one person in blue is: boy or girl? I didn't get where I am today failing to say whether blue people were boys or girls!
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
She has a womans hands!

The picture file is called snow_queen1, but the snowperson looks pretty androgenous to me...
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I think she has a woman's touch, too.
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