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Popped along to the feestyle evening at Hemel, yesterday. Definitely mixed reviews on my freestyle abilities. Laughing

However, as my session was coming to a close, I decided to go out with a literal bang and managed to come a bit of a cropper. Having landed a small pop off the beginner box, I hadn’t anticipated just how many people had gathered below waiting for the next jump and when I tried to stop I hit a patch of ice and proceeded to attempt to ski through an unwitting snowboarder’s legs. Needless to say, I didn’t pull it off and said snowboarder ended up sitting on my head. Fortunately, we both came out relatively unscathed, with only me suffering a somewhat squished head. After coming off the slope, I had a look at my poor helmet and noticed it is a bit squished. The plastic along the back is a bit deformed and there’s a small crack on the edge. I feel this helmet may have earned early retirement. Skullie

So, a somewhat rhetorical question, perhaps, but I assume this helmet is indeed done?

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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
With that crack/compromise, doesn't look like anyone could reasonably offer contrasting view to your own.

At least you're unscathed, effectively completed its job of protecting you it seems.
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
for any other protection gear (e.g. for Shins if you were in ski racing lets say) i could say keep it.
But everything which has to do with Head / Back, nope...
definitely sent it to the cemetary and buy a new one

Do not take the risk. Do not forget what we have inside the helmet.
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"It is with a heavy heart that I write these farewell words, my faithful friend. Your memory will forever live on in my heart, as your memory of me will live forever in the new interior shape of your padding, and the cracks in your shell. Whenever I made mistakes, you never made me feel bad about them, or after them, but instead instilled in me the confidence to get up, dust myself off, and carry on. I find comfort in knowing that through your efforts, my head is still the same shape as it always was. So today, I say goodbye to a friend, whose support and protection kept me safe when things were looking bleak. They’re no longer by my side, and losing them has left a gap in my life that will need to be filled. I will carry forever the moments we shared that I’ll never forget. Rest in peace, my old companion."

*Moment of reflection*.... "Right! Time for some helmet shopping!"
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 Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
I know the helmet is molded and not 3d printed, but nevertheless ABS no less !

Our Polymer, who art in the factory,
Hallowed be thy filament.
Thy 3D print come,
Thy layers be done,
On the heated bed as it is in the slicer.
Give us this day our daily ABS,
And forgive us our stringing,
As we forgive those who use PLA against us.
And lead us not into warping,
But deliver us from warping,
For thine is the nozzle, the tensile strength, and the styrene,
Forever and ever.
Amen.
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@ski3, Laughing Laughing
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 Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Thanks for the fantastic responses. Laughing
I have taken the opportunity to buy myself a fancy new lid on the end of season bargains!
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
Bought from Temu?
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KSH wrote:
@ski3, Laughing Laughing


Thanks. Unfortunately I can't claim skill in authorship as I just framed the task in question to AI facilities Very Happy

Amused me as it picks up pertinent reality of 3D and its foibles, although I asked about ABS plastic specifically.

I took a leaf out of johnE methodology in another thread though snowHead
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Cardo wrote:
Thanks for the fantastic responses. Laughing
I have taken the opportunity to buy myself a fancy new lid on the end of season bargains!


I'm just doing the same for a motorcycle helmet (aged not damaged though) and been trying all different makes as they vary considerably in shape and how they fit my head peculiarities.

They are something you hope to have no need for, but try and best select for that eventuality.

At least we have fun when using one Very Happy
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Mustard mitt, I've never heard of the word 'borked'... Puzzled

Mind I'm not a down with the kids freestyler Laughing
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
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Mustard mitt, I've never heard of the word 'borked'... Puzzled

Mind I'm not a down with the kids freestyler Laughing

Wouldn’t describe my early millennial self as a “kid” or, TBF, a freestyler. Laughing
I think the term used to be pretty common in the early days of the internet, especially amongst us nerdy lot.
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mountainaddict wrote:
Mustard mitt, I've never heard of the word 'borked'... Puzzled

Mind I'm not a down with the kids freestyler Laughing


I'd assumed (prior to this thread) that it was derived from a phrase like "something broke" when not knowing what happened. Giving slang by breaking the word broke in misspelling it, giving comedic "borke" and past the event "borked" as here.

I'm way back on the gen categorization alphabetic nomination though, having seen a Flared Trouser trend more times than I can remember Laughing
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
ski3 wrote:

I'd assumed (prior to this thread) that it was derived from a phrase like "something broke" when not knowing what happened. Giving slang by breaking the word broke in misspelling it, giving comedic "borke" and past the event "borked" as here.


I think your suggestion of the etymological origin of "Bork" as being a misspelling is quite likely. Similar to the origin of "pwned" from "owned".
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
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having seen a Flared Trouser trend more times than I can remember
Great point @ski3 - spot on for those of us of a certain age! Laughing I'm just waiting for the return of Oxford Bags wink
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ski3 wrote:
mountainaddict wrote:
Mustard mitt, I've never heard of the word 'borked'... Puzzled

Mind I'm not a down with the kids freestyler Laughing


I'd assumed (prior to this thread) that it was derived from a phrase like "something broke" when not knowing what happened. Giving slang by breaking the word broke in misspelling it, giving comedic "borke" and past the event "borked" as here.

I'm way back on the gen categorization alphabetic nomination though, having seen a Flared Trouser trend more times than I can remember Laughing

I’d image you’re correct. There was certainly a penchant to rearrange words to make them “interesting”, back in my day. And having been just as guilty playing along with my generation’s version of this when I were a lad, I can’t help but roll my eyes when the Gen Z lot come up with their own slang terms. Ah, but we are such hypocrites! Laughing
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