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How to navigate skiing with a Girlfriend

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If you can manage it, book two trips. Pootle around with your GF, make sure she has a great time and accept that you might not get much opportunity to do anything gnarly. Then book a week on a bash or with snoworks or the skiclub and ski all day with other similarly minded skiers.
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
tsgsh wrote:
Whitegoldsbrother wrote:
Whitegold wrote:
Is she hot?

A 9 or 10, you suck it up.

An 8, it's a 50-50 call.

A 7 or less, ditch and switch.

Skiing is more important than love wink


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I suspect most of the rest of us felt a bit queasy when we read that. Are you teenage boys?


No but I have got a sense of humour, although I do realise that's banned on here
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Whitegoldsbrother wrote:
tsgsh wrote:
Whitegoldsbrother wrote:
Whitegold wrote:
Is she hot?

A 9 or 10, you suck it up.

An 8, it's a 50-50 call.

A 7 or less, ditch and switch.

Skiing is more important than love wink


Love it Very Happy

I suspect most of the rest of us felt a bit queasy when we read that. Are you teenage boys?


No but I have got a sense of humour, although I do realise that's banned on here


I don't think we have seen any evidence to support either of those assertiuons.
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@alex_heney, Laughing
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 Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
johnE wrote:
I've never heard of anyone doing that or even wanting to until @Specialman mentioned it. I have skied with lots and lots of people over the years and the only time I've come across anyone having a non ski day on a short, ie 7 days or less holiday, is when all the lifts were closed.


I've met quite a few people over the years who've either taken full days or half days to do things like go to the spa, just wander around, sit in the tub, or in some cases, sleep off a monumental hangover.
Not sue I could justify to myself NOT skiing or boarding when it's cost an arm and a leg. Even soldiered through the worst hangover of recent times because I wanted my money's worth from the lift pass. Seen the morning trying to time gondolas so no one else was in them, and eying up the snowboard condoms as potential puking vessels
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Specialman wrote:
johnE wrote:
I've never heard of anyone doing that or even wanting to until @Specialman mentioned it. I have skied with lots and lots of people over the years and the only time I've come across anyone having a non ski day on a short, ie 7 days or less holiday, is when all the lifts were closed.


I've met quite a few people over the years who've either taken full days or half days to do things like go to the spa, just wander around, sit in the tub, or in some cases, sleep off a monumental hangover.
Not sue I could justify to myself NOT skiing or boarding when it's cost an arm and a leg. Even soldiered through the worst hangover of recent times because I wanted my money's worth from the lift pass. Seen the morning trying to time gondolas so no one else was in them, and eying up the snowboard condoms as potential puking vessels


I've twice gon out to ski with a hangover, and both times, itr was gone within two runs.

Skiing seems to be a great hangover cure Smile
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alex_heney wrote:

I don't think we have seen any evidence to support either of those assertiuons.


Or thst they've ever had a girlfriend, never mind the ability to find another at will Laughing
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
@alex_heney, I had to save face in front of my son, it was bad enough Mum never made it out of bed that day. He would have ripped me if I'd wasted a day of skiing Laughing
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Sounds Absolutely Fabulous; Patsy didn’t come back that night? Smile
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Two suggestions I could give to the OP - both from old posts on here

Read the Girlfriend Skiing chapter in Skiing with Demons

and if that doesn't help www.ski-bunnies.com/ may be, mmm, of use Laughing
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@knackered knees, Sounds like the OP is well into the "Wife Skiing" stage already.
Quote:

Wife Skiing happens when a husband persuades his nervous wife to ski with him under the false pretence that his ambitions for the day are modest. Invariably he ends up shouting at her when she goes-ostrich at the top of a difficult run. Secretly, he’s a Ski Nazi and wants to do the polar opposite of GF skiing during his precious week on the slopes. Wife skiing can often lead to divorce – although on-piste domestics are usually just small apertures into a deeper crevasse of marital disharmony that opens on family skiing holidays.

https://skiingwithdemons.com/19-girlfriend-skiing/
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