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 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
From the BBC. Have any male snowheads tried this yet?
https://www.bbc.com/sport/articles/czej70jyg4eo
Puzzled
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
@On the rocks, bit niche innit?
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
No need for it Toofy Grin

As for skiing faster, don’t turn Laughing
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You need to Login to know who's really who.
If someone came at me with a long needle in those circumstances, I would definitely ski faster. Madeye-Smiley
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 Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
I know your subject line was humorous, but they aren't actually skiing faster, they are jumping further because the extra surface area helps the gliding properties.
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alex_heney wrote:
I know your subject line was humorous, but they aren't actually skiing faster, they are jumping further because the extra surface area helps the gliding properties.

i think you are giving undue credit to the OP!
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 Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
@alex_heney, and the daggerboard effect helps stability?

Never in the field of human sport has the term 'marginal gains' been more apt for this enplumpening hack.
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
Advantages are getting harder all the time.
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 You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
@king key, and going up against stiff opposition...
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 Ski the Net with snowHeads
Ski the Net with snowHeads
Laughing
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 snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
The Guardian copywriter had fun with this story. Having describing the alleged injections, the article continued:

"These extraordinary rumours are yet to have been matched with any hard proof [...]"
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 And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
Will sir be turning to the left or the right?
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 So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
alex_heney wrote:
I know your subject line was humorous, but they aren't actually skiing faster, they are jumping further because the extra surface area helps the gliding properties.
Surely a dose of viagra would be more effective?
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
Steilhang wrote:
alex_heney wrote:
I know your subject line was humorous, but they aren't actually skiing faster, they are jumping further because the extra surface area helps the gliding properties.
Surely a dose of viagra would be more effective?


Same aim; to have a bigger jump
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
The authorities need to get a firm grip on this sort of action before it gets out of hand.
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 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
In response to my buddies asking how they can keep up, my answer is generally "grow a bigger pair"
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Christ the Enhanced Games will be bloody dangerous
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