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Watch out for black ice in resort now

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One of the issues of no substantial snow in resorts is that the various technical departments (council workers) have done a tremendous job of clearing the footpaths and roads down to the tarmac, however all it takes is for some light drizzle/dank conditions during the day and then as temps dropped from +4 to +2 and then lower whilst having dinner the tarmac becomes sheets of black ice in places, so best to walk on any old snow still lying around.

Roads must have been lethal as well.

That said didn't stop me going flying earlier in the day when I went down to meet my daughter who had just arrived, just slipping into my hiking boots (Danner Ice grip soles) with the laces in the boots to then walk across the parking, for one of the loose laces to catch the eyelet on the other boot and end up doing the resulting Superman impression, could have been so much worse as I landed with arm out to protect myself & shoulder taking the impact and and palm cut up from the loose asphalt.
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@Weathercam, ouch! I was just saying the same to my kids but they do the opposite of what I say so …
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@Weathercam, Horrible.

That can so easily end up with a Rotator Cuff injury (if not worse), which takes months to heal (with rehab) and can be very debilitating. Ask me how I know! Toofy Grin
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@Weathercam, very easily done.

I've always said that walking around icy ski resorts is far more dangerous than the actual skiing! Shocked
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I did exactly the same in GVA, I had my hiking boots on in exactly the same way, waiting for my brother, on seeing him I went to step forwards but the hooks of the boots had become entwined, but it was more Del boy than superman, I went down like a falling post, a bit like catching a front edge on a snowboard, except it was hard tiles that my face smacked into rolling eyes not snow.
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luigi wrote:
@Weathercam, very easily done.

I've always said that walking around icy ski resorts is far more dangerous than the actual skiing! Shocked


Very true. Over the years chatting with fellow visitors on crutches or a leg in a cast, invariably they mentioned the incident that ending their skiing or boarding was a fall when walking in resort.
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This thread has just prompted me to order from Amazon a pair of grippers that you put over your shoes for better grip on ice. Very Happy
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@Alastair Pink, we had loads of them, but I have no idea what has happened to them all. Perhaps I should do the same?
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The seasonnaire shuffle is your friend. Doesn't work in ski boots though.
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Dave of the Marmottes wrote:
The seasonnaire shuffle is your friend. Doesn't work in ski boots though.


I think we need a video of you demonstrating this "seasonnaire shuffle"! Toofy Grin I take it that's it's a bit different to the Ali shuffle..... Madeye-Smiley
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There's plenty of good retractable studded boots out there, Scandis can be very expensive

https://www.icebug.com

https://gripforce.se
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I've always said that walking around icy ski resorts is far more dangerous than the actual skiing!

Yes. I don't know what the "seasonaire shuffle" is but my natural gait is very long strided and I have to consciously reduce my stride length on slippery surfaces. Also use ski poles, walk on the snowy patches, use some kind of additional grippy things (which always get lost). Or all of the above.
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Yes. I don't know what the "seasonaire shuffle" is ...

I assume it has to be nonchalant and be so ingrained that it can still work when "Four sheets to the wind"! Skullie
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Yes. I don't know what the "seasonaire shuffle" is but my natural gait is very long strided and I have to consciously reduce my stride length on slippery surfaces


Head down, looking at your toes. Stops you striking heal first which really flips you over fast and wacks your coxis. I may have experience of that Embarassed more than once Embarassed Embarassed

Whereas, Head down, hands in pockets, small steps, a little penguin like .... then you can casually style it out as a gentle slide Very Happy
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wacks your coxis


Sounds excruciating whatever it is...remind me never to do that! Shocked snowHead
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@luigi, he means cocyx...and yes very painful
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Coccyx, actually. If you're going to correct it, best to get it right. wink
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I think my "coxis" fell over on the black ice of spell correction Very Happy
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@ski3, it's OK, everyone knew what you meant.
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I think my "coxis" fell over on the black ice of spell correction Very Happy


And I thought it was just a Freudian slip! wink Laughing
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@luigi, Laughing
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Stops you striking heal first which really flips you over fast

This is a v good point. And my long stride inevitably means heel strike, which is all wrong on slippery surfaces. Doing a long stride AND putting the foot down flat leads to a strikingly Ministry of Silly Walks thing.
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And a major rule, don't walk with your hands in your pockets, as if you start to go, you can use your arms to balance and try for a recovery, or if all else fails, grab on to your partner and bring them down with you as well Laughing
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And if your partner goes over, don't try to save them. Especially if they're carrying skis.
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Apropos the helmet discussion(s). Wearing one when you smack down onto a pavement is not a bad idea.
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Handy tip: Bubble wrap "Doon the back of yer troozers" acts like a Coccyx Cushion...and if you fall back, lets anyone in the vicinity know that you might need help. Madeye-Smiley


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Coccyx, actually. If you're going to correct it, best to get it right. wink

Laughing predictive text got it wrong
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ski3 wrote:
I think my "coxis" fell over on the black ice of spell correction Very Happy


And I thought it was just a Freudian slip! wink Laughing


Certainly double entendre potential in there Very Happy
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lets anyone in the vicinity know that you might need help

or that you might best be given a wide berth
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lets anyone in the vicinity know that you might need help

or that you might best be given a wide berth

That too.
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Origen wrote:
Apropos the helmet discussion(s). Wearing one when you smack down onto a pavement is not a bad idea.


Very well illustrated here


http://youtube.com/v/YZRq3XxCZXo?si=yJwwPkCImpguLNkt

One of my children's favourite clips.
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ski3 wrote:
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Yes. I don't know what the "seasonaire shuffle" is but my natural gait is very long strided and I have to consciously reduce my stride length on slippery surfaces


Head down, looking at your toes. Stops you striking heal first which really flips you over fast and wacks your coxis. I may have experience of that Embarassed more than once Embarassed Embarassed

Whereas, Head down, hands in pockets, small steps, a little penguin like .... then you can casually style it out as a gentle slide Very Happy


Best done in skate shoes or regular trainers. Very little lifting of the feet. Certainly no striding. Almost put each foot down as it you're intending to slide.
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Yep, walk like a penguin Laughing

Went out for a walk this afternoon. There isn't any snow but I did manage to lose my footing on a patch of grit spread around to prevent slipping on ice rolling eyes
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I always think the most important place to wear a helmet when out skiing is going to the ‘loo. Inevitably stairs, inevitably tiled, quite possibly no handrail either.
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@James the Last, GripWalk (or touring) boots make this a lot less hazardous. See also: walking through the self-service restaurant carrying a tray of coffee and creamy cakes...
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Lot of seniors on SH.

Watch the ice.

Not good for the hips or knees.

Walk safely out there, people.
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Lot of seniors on SH

I'm tired of "seniors". Another unnecessary American euphemism which says a lot about people's attitude to ageing. Just as "passed" instead of "died" says a lot about attitudes to death. If we don't say these things then, of course, they don't happen. Nobody is old. Nobody dies. Seniors just pass. So that's all right then, isn't it? Bah humbug.
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@Origen, Geezonaires Laughing
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I'm not keen on the word 'littlies' but I guess most of those portmanteau words are going to annoy someone or another. Also not keen on 'passing' because of its connotation of an afterlife. Can't say I'm too bothered by 'seniors'.
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"Littlies" is a bit twee but I can live with it, as I could live with "oldies". "Senior" is a perfectly good word with a clear meaning. Seems a shame to bastardize it.
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