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France bans smoking on ski slopes and lifts?
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@stanton, if it ensures an intolerant berk like you stays away from me I might take it up again
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person

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Driving down through France in summer when I was a kid, it was a game of spotting how many French lorry drivers smoking a Gauloise had their flies undone relieving themselves roadside, some not even turning away from passing traffic

One man in Belgium had one hand on his equipment and the other round his girl friend's shoulder, both facing the traffic. But that was then.

Toilets in the small French motorway rest aires are still generally the squat type, though they don't answer to your colourful description, luigi. Excellent work out for the quads, so especially good for skiers. Italian mountain restaurants sometimes have them too. Brits who've not done much travelling always make a ridiculous fuss about them - and my quads aren't up to it these days.
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?

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I was in Lech once, and just me and another chap got on to a chair. He proceeded to make a roll-up, and just as it went in his mouth, and he reached for his lighter, I said "You're not going to light up on this chair." in a Jason Statham kind of way. He shrugged and put it away in readiness for disembarkation.


This was too good, let Veo 3 recreate the scene Happy
https://gemini.google.com/share/97b5464ad67f
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@pfreet, I'm flattered. Well done. Laughing

Did I ever tell you, I used to work in the film industry? 3d special effects you know. Cool

It's amazing what can be done these days. Just a wee prompt and: voom!
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.

Glad to see that Jason Statham is also helmet-free. Twisted Evil
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pfreet wrote:
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I was in Lech once, and just me and another chap got on to a chair. He proceeded to make a roll-up, and just as it went in his mouth, and he reached for his lighter, I said "You're not going to light up on this chair." in a Jason Statham kind of way. He shrugged and put it away in readiness for disembarkation.


This was too good, let Veo 3 recreate the scene Happy
https://gemini.google.com/share/97b5464ad67f


That's funny...even looks a lot like Lech!! Laughing

Can we get part 2 with the shrug and him nonchalantly putting it away too?? Cool
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Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...

stanton wrote:
Smokers do STINK even when they are not Smoking..,

Nicotine Body Odour... It just sticks to them ...

I wonder if they even realise how much they STINK trying to disguise it with deodorants/Perfumes??

I can smell a close by Smoker even after they taken a Shower....

It is just like someone who works a Frying Shop (McDonalds , KFC, etc ) or a Kebab shop ..They all STINK ..It is impossible to get rid of the smell as they breathe in the Fat smell all-day..

In Summary

Smokers STINK


You need to get into snus
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