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Crimes of fashion

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Too right, bh1, maybe people who have to spend this much time sniggering about other people dress are a bit worried about something????


Too right, I'm worried that I may suffer burnt retina's !!! Thanks God for shades. Cool NehNeh
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pam w, that's very interesting. I was thinking about the people sniggering and how they would feel, for example if surrounded by a group of extremely chic French or Italien skiers, trying to stand next to, for a photo of, a dull dowdy Brit, so they could laugh about it to their friends later?
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
chris,

I agree, dowdy Brits, smarten up your act. Wear your Snowheads gear with pride, and stand pround !! Cool
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Maybe I should invest in these, and measure up to the ranks of fashion criminal wink
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ih=014&item=330006600348&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMEWA%3AIT&rd=1
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SnowHot,

Excellent. If you shat yourself no one would notice (excepting the smell) wink
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SnowHot, that would look good on you down on the building site!
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chris wrote:
pam w, that's very interesting. I was thinking about the people sniggering and how they would feel, for example if surrounded by a group of extremely chic French or Italien skiers, trying to stand next to, for a photo of, a dull dowdy Brit, so they could laugh about it to their friends later?


C'est la vie!
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Odin wrote:
SnowHot,

Excellent. If you shat yourself no one would notice (excepting the smell) wink
Nah, where I am, no one would even notice the smell. Embarassed

And Fox, ya think they would go with the hot pink hard hat?
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SnowHot wrote:
And Fox, ya think they would go with the hot pink hard hat?



...and you holding your Atomic skis like in the picture?
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Wear The Fox Hat, What's in it for me? Little Angel
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Ooh, I almost forgot. Here's my mate in his fetching one-piece. Highlight was being in a bar in Argentiere last xmas, that had a couple of PC's as it doubled up as an Internet cafe, and leaving this picture on the screen on one. He was wondering why everyone in there was looking over, laughing at him!!! His Mrs has now made him bin it when he got home Smile

http://ian-kirwin.fotopic.net/p11603944.html
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Charlatanefc, lurvely. Great pose too.
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hels_t, I was particularly proud of my camera skills after that one. Ranks alongside my infamous "lights of Grindelwald" one that FTS so enjoyed Wink
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
Charlatanefc, It just screams NONCE !!
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Odin, I'll pass that comment on to my pal. He'll be so pleased Wink
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And this years gay colours are.......
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Charlatanefc,
I must say, that is one impressive display of color.
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Charlatanefc, Is that Des Lynam behind him in the sunglasses Puzzled
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Odin, heh heh heh. I'd never noticed him before. Never been able to get past the blaze of colour Wink

Frosty the Snowman, chase me Laughing

SnowHot, "impressive" wouldn't be the 1st word that sprang to mind Wink
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bh1 wrote:
aren't swayed by the latest fashions


The point is, some of these people have not been swayed by any fashion since Boedica thought that fixing knives to her chariot wheels would improve her driving.
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Charlatanefc wrote:

http://ian-kirwin.fotopic.net/p11603944.html


for heaven's sake can't you warn us about these photos... some people are reading snowheads from work!
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davidof, Wink How do you think I felt? We had to walk around with him for 5 days Laughing
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Charlatanefc,
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davidof, How do you think I felt?


just a gues but I'd say 'soft and spongey' am i right ? NehNeh
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davidof wrote:


The point is, some of these people have not been swayed by any fashion since Boedica thought that fixing knives to her chariot wheels would improve her driving.


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chris, where have you ever seen a 'chic' Italian skier? They usually wear alarming romper suits, skin-tight pants or jackets trimmed with roadkill, in my experience.
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This is again one of Cedric's photos from our group's Dolomites holiday: note the beautiful effect of boots with this fine example of Swedish design.

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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
OK, that one wins.
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Shame the hat isn't green then he would look like a skiing carrott Laughing
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
Lizzard wrote:
OK, that one wins.

Yeah, but you ain't going to miss him in a white-out Laughing
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
There should be a romper suit day at the EOSB or other gathering - maybe even a romper suit race.

Pick up that special one-piece from ebay (or borrow one of David Goldsmith's) and strut your stuff.
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Warning Note :-

A one piece ski suit is commonly referred to as a "Romper suit" or "Fartbag". Whereas the day after a curry the aroma will last that much longer, the absence of a back door quick release flap/hatch could leave you getting caught without your pants down.


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DB wrote:
........Pick up that special one-piece from ebay (or borrow one of David Goldsmith's) and strut your stuff.


Not if I've had curry the night before Madeye-Smiley
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
DB wrote:
There should be a romper suit day at the EoSB or other gathering - maybe even a romper suit race.

Pick up that special one-piece from ebay (or borrow one of David Goldsmith's) and strut your stuff.


Fantastic idea.
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We've had a readers skis thread, how about a 'Readers Rompersuit' thread?
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stocky, what, a sort of "post yourself 80s" theme?
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FenlandSkier, why not. We spend a lot of time on here taking the p*ss out of each other, why not take the p*ss out of ourselves for a change (aswell as everyone else of course wink )
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For further evidence for the prosecution check THIS out Very Happy

Check out the picture at the bottom on the right. Shocked


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Some of these people are clearly doing this for the "gaperism", but I think some of them really think their stylin! Shocked
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Me and FenlandSkier were actually talking about a fancy dress day on the eosb in our drunken haze at Castleford on Saturday night!
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Does a fleece hat with horns on count? Coz if so me and GrahamN are already sorted.
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