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Red Leon, Yes, I've been there - literally!!! Laughing Bloody awful experience! Shocked
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Red Leon, this one is interesting (the Vignettes Hut, above Arolla). The kazi is the little hut at the end of the path extending to the right (on the picture) of the main building, just on the line of that falling ridge. It hangs over the edge of the cliff, and your doings could fall a good 500 feet. Unfortunately the cliff isn't actually sheer, so you get to examine bits stuck to the rock on the way down!
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
GrahamN, Thanks for that - I think Puzzled rolling eyes Laughing
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Don't climb the yellow icefall!!!!
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 Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
I have been to so-called 'toilets' in Nepal, which involve a hole in the ground, loads of sh*t around, and pigs at the bottom of the drop Madeye-Smiley . I have also frequented said establishment at night-time, dropped my torch, light gone out and then have had to feel with my fingers to try to get my torch back Skullie
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cathy,

Remind me never to shake your hand should we ever meet wink
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 Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
The bogs in Nepal (and some other places) which put the fear of God into me are those with boards, with a hole in, over a pit. The boards are obviously subject to constant dampening and appear distinctly rotten. As I am, at a conservative estimate, approx. twice as heavy as your average Nepali, I get a horrble feling feeling that the boards are going to give way and I'm going to plunge several feet into a pit of hell. It never happened, but it doesn't half make it difficult to concentrate on the crossword.
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
Having read all this, for those of you sat at work i thought this link could be of interest:
http://www.jboom.com/poo-price/
Made me laugh anyway, and £1.80 so far today...
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Red Leon, Laughing Laughing I think I have washed them since though wink
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So either you earn a lot or you enjoyed some quality "down time"
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Let's just say that i think it is important to take your time over these things wink Wouldn't want to rush things would you!?
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Bob wrote:
And Austrian toilets, whilst we're on the subject - what are they all about?? A nice little shelf where it can all drop onto for you to examine after at your leisure?




Part of the technique is to ensure that you lay down a paper sledge before laying the offending jobbie. This allows everything to slide gracefully edge never to be heard from again.



Never to be heard FROM again ???

...you mean it talks to you ??? Shocked
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