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The Extreme Silliness Thread

 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
Inspired by the linked threads of yesteryear, which made me laugh out loud - I want to see if I/We can inject a bit of levity into proceedings....as we could certainly be doing with it.

The only rules are that it a) Has to be on the preposterous side of ridiculous; and b) It has to be (tangentially) related to skiing. The productive use of small mammals is actively encouraged.

It can be anything, from tips that are completely useless or "out there" eg. attaching a small Metronome to the top of your helmet to help with timing; to how often you can (mistakenly) pee into your own gloves, before you have to replace them.

What is the funniest way of falling?

What music would completely disable your ability to ski competently?

If your idea is so stupid, that you would be castigated on Dragon's Den (but make it onto the Apprentice) - I want to hear about it!

We could, of course, be all so depressed that this thread dies on its feet....but if you all channel your inner Monte Python, we might be able to crack a collective smile.

The stage is yours...so make of it what you will.
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
@Old Fartbag, I think what worked well in those two threads which have just been unearthed was a single theme in each case, which 'growed like Topsy', feeding people's imaginations as they took up the baton from one another. Lots of individual ideas in one thread would perhaps not be so funny? Or are you asking ideas for starting new threads?
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
@Hurtle, I suspect you are right.....These things can seldom be forced.

If anyone wants to start a "Ridiculous Thread", I'm certainly up for it, as I'm in need of a laugh. Being Irish, banter is in my DNA.
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@Old Fartbag, well, why don't you start one on completely useless skiing tips? I like the sound of that. Smile
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 Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Hurtle wrote:
@Old Fartbag, well, why don't you start one on completely useless skiing tips? I like the sound of that. Smile

I think I just might.

Started here: https://snowheads.com/ski-forum/viewtopic.php?t=158300#4911074
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