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lampbus, how long has that picture been waiting to be hung on the wall?
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SkiBod wrote:
Their first outing was to Val Thorens for the EoSB, and they handled Kramer's off piste adventures and a slalom race well! Can't wait to try them out in Saas Fee in September...


Hell of a christening for them, nowt like breaking them in gently!!
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
lampbus, don't listen to what the nasty people say. Your carpet is very nice and personally I think the fire place looks like a fine construction too.
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SkiBod wrote:
This was a very happy SkiBod back in April with my brand new K2 One Luvs... first pair I've owned and still love 'em! Can't beat those eighties retro graphics as well!

Their first outing was to Val Thorens for the EoSB, and they handled Kramer's off piste adventures and a slalom race well! Can't wait to try them out in Saas Fee in September...
They did affect your language though.
I remember saying to charlatanefc "oh Ian, the language, you wouldn't hear it from a docker".
"Oh yes you would Frosty" he replied, "they use very bad language"
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Frosty the Snowman, little old me??? surely not !!! Blush
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SkiBod, Is that you in Dave Burt's pic?
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Frosty the Snowman, SkiBod, I'd never heard anything like it. Since meeting SkiBod I haven't used words of more than four letters and one syllable Wink
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spyderjon, Couldn't possibly be - SkiBod has a very Big Bum remember? And generally wears snowhead pants on her head at all times...

And wouldn't it strictly have to be a Reader's Wife ? Don't think The Burt is married AFAIK...


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Charlatanefc, Oooh you Anglo-Saxon you! You taught me all I know. I used to speak proper before I met the Lardies.
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SkiBod, Is that you in Dave Burt's pic?
Definitley his portuguese Au Pair
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Frosty the Snowman, I think he brought a new one back from Germany
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SkiBod, heh heh heh. Found a fantastic post from Frosty the Snowman after the EOSB:

"Actually if you remove the sweary bits from what Charlatanefc says you will discover that he is actually a mute"

Had me in stitches that did Wink
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Charlatanefc, **** off you *** ****** wink
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Frosty the Snowman, language Timothy Wink
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spyderjon wrote:
SkiBod, Is that you in Dave Burt's pic?


Do you mean the big pair with the wide bottom? wink
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Dave Burt, snowHead you's in trouble when she reads that.
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Nickski, the fireplace (1970's vertical crazy paving) was scheduled for demolition (there is likely to be a v.nice stone fireplace behind), which is why the picture never got hung. I cannot change the carpet because there is a picture standing on it.

I moved in over three years ago and still havny got around to it Shocked Confused

Anyway, where would I put my Skis ?
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lampbus, Laughing Laughing Good on yer Very Happy snowHead
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lampbus wrote:
Nickski, the fireplace (1970's vertical crazy paving) was scheduled for demolition (there is likely to be a v.nice stone fireplace behind), which is why the picture never got hung. I cannot change the carpet because there is a picture standing on it.


I like the thinking.
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FenlandSkier, I think the carpet was inspired by the contents of SkiBod's parka hood! wink
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In a lampbusesque way I've got a carpet on the stairs (with a stain that looks not unlike the content's of SkiBod's hood) that I've been meaning to replace since I moved in, I won't though til I replace the lounge carpet which I won't do until I've replaced the windows & patio door which I haven't done because I'm too lazy.
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I think the carpet was inspired
Ah, a great band
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Frosty the Snowman, oh aye. Good taste there for an old man Wink
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Charlatanefc, speaking of good taste music, guess who played the Le Mans 24hrs concert?
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Engelbert Humperdinck? The Bee Gees? Showaddywaddy???
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Nope, I'll give you a clue, the band's name begins "The".
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Shamen?!
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The The
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Frosty the Snowman, Cool as F@@K Very Happy

Now that was a t-shirt ! Mooooooo !
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brian, I had one of them Wink
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Pictures of skis, chaps - that's what it says at the top Evil or Very Mad
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Hoppo - v sorry about this, I totally agree with you re ski-only entries, and you have my permission and understanding for cutting this entire 3rd page ~ or this post ~ and bunging it in apres ~ or the bin ~ for complete off-pisteness, but I am feeling brave after 3 Campari, had thought of the following during 30 lengths of the pool, and just needed to sort those boys out.

Sorry. Blush

Will stay in Apres in future...


Dave Burt wrote:
spyderjon wrote:
SkiBod, Is that you in Dave Burt's pic?


Do you mean the big pair with the wide bottom? wink


FenlandSkier wrote:
Dave Burt, snowHead you's in trouble when she reads that.




FenlandSkier ~ for the man who decided to name his Fantasy Football Team, SkiBod's Big Bum, I think you should look unto the mote in thine own eye before seeking to advise The Burt. You are a marked man Evil or Very Mad

And as for you Burty Boy, all I can say is, at least my collar and cuffs match.


Hoppo - please transplant to Apres - it's really far too bad for the open forum Twisted Evil wink


SKIS, BOYS, SKIS, PICTURES OF SKIS.....
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BigBum wrote:

And as for you Burty Boy, all I can say is, at least my collar and cuffs match.

Don't you think we should let the calendar readers see the truth for themselves wink

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SKIS, BOYS, SKIS, PICTURES OF SKIS.....

Will this do?
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Dave Burt, No, it doesn't have any SKIS in it, dummy rolling eyes

Come on chaps! There must be lots more skis / snowboards / blades out there to be snapped and shown...saxabar, Dan, Mel, Masque - get your boards on here now!!!!




...not literally snapped you understand, although could have another thread "Most damaged kit and how I did it" or in Yoda's case "Most damaged nose and how I did it " wink
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In education these days, we are discouraged from phrases such as "wrong, even a five year old could get this right", and are advised to use "What's not happening here?":

Dave, what's not happening here? Toofy Grin

Very Happy

Skibod...like this wounded skis thread wink
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Hoppo, aha Embarassed as that was only last month, does show what a complete Apres girl I really am Embarassed

Thanks for the excellent phrase for The Burt, I have a feeling it will come in very useful and likely to end up being far more annoying than 'dummy' (double bonus) ~ particularly if said in a very sweet and patient tone of voice... Blush Twisted Evil
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rockyrobin, Cool
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BigBum wrote:
Dave Burt, No, it doesn't have any SKIS in it, dummy rolling eyes

Sorry, must have dropped an E Toofy Grin
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