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Caption Competition No 1

 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
Any witty, pithy or appropriate captions for this unusual beach scene?
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
"The apartments all have a seafront view, and are in a ski-in/ski-out location"
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
"Looking around Val Thorens, Susie couldn't help but agree that global warming had indeed resulted in the sea level rising"
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Ah, that's what I need flotation for!
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 Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
"Nigel had good reason to question the piste gradings"
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"Le Promanade" was not quite the 11 km double black thighburner that Nigel had been expecting!
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Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
"I really hate these mogul fields"

Son of Frosty (Josh aged 9)
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
Boarders kicked up a stink when they discovered the seats were placed at the sides of the piste
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You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
"John never seemed to have caught the true terror of Le Face when he got his holiday snaps developed."
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"Gravity announces ninety degree change in direction."
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 snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
Enquiry lanched after malfunction in new high performance Piste Basher
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 And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
Blackpool ice cream parlour avalanches lemon sorbet onto promenade, causing freak summer ski season. Unidentified Snowhead gives up waiting for tram to be fitted with snowplough, and skis to nearest internet cafe.

Sorbet report: conditions a bit heavy on lower slopes. Untracked sorbet on upper slopes. Death cookies in Millies.


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 So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
The Dutch should know better that there is no way they can turn a country flat as a pancake overnight to compete with France in skiing.


Last edited by So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much on Tue 8-06-04 8:21; edited 2 times in total
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
In the distance George can just see the group of snowboarders sitting in the middle of the piste.
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Best conditions to be found on the upper dunes.
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 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
Uncrowded pistes, no queues and fish and chips.....George couldn't understand the caution expressed from his fellow snowHeads about low altitude resorts....
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Eddie the Eagle's attempts at a comeback by bringing cross-country skiing to Blackpool failed to pull in the crowds.
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Don't ski in the yellow sand.
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You need to Login to know who's really who.
When the whiteout lifted Jimmy realised the funicular had in fact been a tram.
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Georges, Le Directeur de la Piste of Tignes sur Mer never really recovered from the shattering effects of global warming, in spite of the odd good season...
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WTFH realised that his K2 Seth Pistols skis were not the most appropriate for the conditions.
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Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Finally "competent" Jef found some terrain he could really handle.
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
Thinks: "Ever get that feeling you're being talked about?"
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You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
Dutch ski team in training.
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This is Milton Keynes, right? where is everybody or have I got the date wrong?
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