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Ski all day, party all night.

You cook, and clean up , drive sometimes



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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
@nixmap,
This should be good, and I wish you well in your search.
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Did I miss 2021?
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 Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
@nixmap, as a matter of interest are you looking for someone to be there for longer than 90 days, if so how do you intend to avoid the 90 day Schengen limit for UK citizens post Brexit?
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Is popcorn supplied as I feel I'm going to need some.
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Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
@adithorp, here you go...

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After all it is free Go on u know u want to!


Is that the parting gift from the last hosts/slaves/gimps?
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slavery was abolished nearly 200 years ago
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Hey @nixmap, unfortunately my cooking skills haven't improved Sad Good luck Cool
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Alastair Pink wrote:
@nixmap, as a matter of interest are you looking for someone to be there for longer than 90 days, if so how do you intend to avoid the 90 day Schengen limit for UK citizens post Brexit?


Surely the 90 days doesn't apply as @nixmap must be obtaining them a work visa?


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 And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
Must admit very tempted! I do this already but with no skiing. Not sure Hubby and kids would cope though if I just abandoned them
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 So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
I'm also tempted (though unable to plan far ahead at the minute) - and there are a few snowheads around with EU passports Wink

Best of luck @nixmap - I think it's a great offer.
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
adithorp wrote:
Alastair Pink wrote:
@nixmap, as a matter of interest are you looking for someone to be there for longer than 90 days, if so how do you intend to avoid the 90 day Schengen limit for UK citizens post Brexit?


Surely the 90 days doesn't apply as @nixmap must be obtaining them a work visa?


I'm sure @nixmap can confirm whether or not that is the case. Of course getting them a work visa would I expect establish their status as an employed worker, making them subject to Swiss minimum wage regulations.... Madeye-Smiley
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
abc wrote:
Did I miss 2021?


Isn't he drifting around the oceans of the world on his floating pleasure palace avoiding COVID? Maybe they don't need to come back to port to restock on fine claret, soft cheese, nubile teenagers and ammunition until 2022.
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Richard_Sideways wrote:
abc wrote:
Did I miss 2021?


Isn't he drifting around the oceans of the world on his floating pleasure palace avoiding COVID? Maybe they don't need to come back to port to restock on fine claret, soft cheese, nubile teenagers and ammunition until 2022.


Ooh if he is, can he be tempted by a new yacht, my hubby is designing a fantastic new Sunseeker....
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
I'm semi-serious (in my curiosity) about what happened for the 2021 season. Isn't Switzerland resorts open?

Did he put up a thread last year? Or is he slumming it by cooking and cleaning himself right now?
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
@abc, There was this thread.
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BobinCH wrote:


Is that the parting gift from the last hosts/slaves/gimps?


no just a party trick they did
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
NickyJ wrote:
Must admit very tempted! I do this already but with no skiing. Not sure Hubby and kids would cope though if I just abandoned them


Only one way to find out Madeye-Smiley
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Alastair Pink wrote:
adithorp wrote:
Alastair Pink wrote:
@nixmap, as a matter of interest are you looking for someone to be there for longer than 90 days, if so how do you intend to avoid the 90 day Schengen limit for UK citizens post Brexit?


Surely the 90 days doesn't apply as @nixmap must be obtaining them a work visa?


I'm sure @nixmap can confirm whether or not that is the case. Of course getting them a work visa would I expect establish their status as an employed worker, making them subject to Swiss minimum wage regulations.... Madeye-Smiley


not all our volunteers have only a uk passport.
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am surprised the snowheads who joined us in 2019 20 have been so quiet
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
Alastair Pink wrote:

I'm sure @nixmap can confirm whether or not that is the case. Of course getting them a work visa would I expect establish their status as an employed worker, making them subject to Swiss minimum wage regulations.... Madeye-Smiley


Just one word
Retentive.

You fill in the blank
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fixx wrote:
Best of luck @nixmap - I think it's a great offer.


+1
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nixmap wrote:
am surprised the snowheads who joined us in 2019 20 have been so quiet


They'd be tortured with questions and insinuations if they came out (is that the right terminology?
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nixmap wrote:
am surprised the snowheads who joined us in 2019 20 have been so quiet


I’m fairly sure this line has been trotted out before....
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
I'm still trying to work out the importance of the phallic symbol in the first post.
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 So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
Quote:

I'm still trying to work out the importance of the phallic symbol in the first post

Anticipating being called a prick?
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
I’m still trying to work out the importance of “you” appearing before cooking, cleaning and driving.... rather than skiing and partying.

Gotta be a sock tho, Shirley.
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
nixmap wrote:
Alastair Pink wrote:
@nixmap, as a matter of interest are you looking for someone to be there for longer than 90 days, if so how do you intend to avoid the 90 day Schengen limit for UK citizens post Brexit?


not all our volunteers have only a uk passport.


So are you wanting the applicant to be there for more than 90 days, it's relevant information for anyone who is considering it and only has a UK passport.
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DB wrote:
I'm still trying to work out the importance of the phallic symbol in the first post.


An unhealthy obsession with helmets? Puzzled Laughing
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Alastair Pink wrote:
nixmap wrote:
Alastair Pink wrote:
@nixmap, as a matter of interest are you looking for someone to be there for longer than 90 days, if so how do you intend to avoid the 90 day Schengen limit for UK citizens post Brexit?


not all our volunteers have only a uk passport.


So are you wanting the applicant to be there for more than 90 days, it's relevant information for anyone who is considering it and only has a UK passport.

everyone has to deal with their own constraints. All volunteers are considered.
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
pam w wrote:
Quote:

I'm still trying to work out the importance of the phallic symbol in the first post

Anticipating being called a prick?


The witch is back
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luigi wrote:
DB wrote:
I'm still trying to work out the importance of the phallic symbol in the first post.


An unhealthy obsession with helmets? Puzzled Laughing


Shocked
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 Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
As ever I think it’s a great opportunity for the right person. But I’m curious as to how hard you’ve found it having to do your own cooking, cleaning, driving this season?
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Sometime its worth taking a little risk.....

After all you only live Onesey Cool

Our last volunteer project before lock down


we worked hard on this....
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12 years I’ve been on this forum and I’m still none the wiser if these once a year posts are a wind up, long standing joke or genuine. I just don’t get it
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luigi wrote:
DB wrote:
I'm still trying to work out the importance of the phallic symbol in the first post.


An unhealthy obsession with helmets? Puzzled Laughing


Wait a minute, maybe it's a bishop and this is just a front for a religious cult. wink Were the other people who signed up ever seen again?
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nixmap wrote:
Sometime its worth taking a little risk.....

After all you only live Onesey Cool

Our last volunteer project before lock down


we worked hard on this....



I just knew there would be a catch. Sorry but there's no way I'm skiing around in a bright yellow/orange fartbag. (promised myself I wouldn't do that again)
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DB wrote:
nixmap wrote:
Sometime its worth taking a little risk.....

After all you only live Onesey Cool




I just knew there would be a catch. Sorry but there's no way I'm skiing around in a bright yellow/orange fartbag. (promised myself I wouldn't do that again)


The yellow onesey is a genuine late eighties purchase. kept lovingly till its now back in fashion.

Amazingly it still fits, despite all the delicious meals presented from snowhead volunteers. snowHead
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