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rjs wrote:
extremerob wrote:
@DB, i'm going to start rounding up some stray cats, are you interested in splitting the costs to get them trained up?

Just to do searches, or are you also thinking of using them instead of avalanche poodles ?



I don't think the cats will be in direct competition with the avalanche poodle, though stockists may have issues keeping them on shelves adjacent to each other

taken from a different thread:

Scarpa wrote:


Thanks to Tami Knight.
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Tubaski wrote:
https://snowheads.com/ski-forum/viewtopic.php?t=89353&highlight=snowbeacon

Unfortunately the links don't work but looks like it was some kind of transmit only beacon.


Yeah that's the badger. Despite making promises that it would then be sold only as a training device the guy behind in was subsequently seen trying to flog it at the Ski Show and then succeeded briefly in getting it listed in Slush n Rubble and Bartletts (who both to their credit listened to feedback swiftly and took it off the market)

https://snowheads.com/ski-forum/viewtopic.php?t=99287&highlight=snowbe
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
extremerob wrote:
@DB, i'm going to start rounding up some stray cats, are you interested in splitting the costs to get them trained up?

I am thinking JAPOW is a huge market - after all they have a reidculous cat-fetish, could even do a collaboration with hello-kitty Puzzled


I'm in.

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rjs wrote:
extremerob wrote:
@DB, i'm going to start rounding up some stray cats, are you interested in splitting the costs to get them trained up?

Just to do searches, or are you also thinking of using them instead of avalanche poodles ?


Of course we would still use the avalanche poodles but with "avalanche ribbons" attached. Not only will this make our resucue missions much safer, the poodles will look a lot nicer too so it's a win win situation for everybody.
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
DB wrote:
Of course we would still use the avalanche poodles but with "avalanche ribbons" attached. Not only will this make our resucue missions much safer, the poodles will look a lot nicer too so it's a win win situation for everybody.


Has anyone told Scarpa (aka Avalanche Poodle) that he now has to wear ribbons when he's on the slopes.... Toofy Grin
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Alastair Pink wrote:
DB wrote:
Of course we would still use the avalanche poodles but with "avalanche ribbons" attached. Not only will this make our resucue missions much safer, the poodles will look a lot nicer too so it's a win win situation for everybody.


Has anyone told Scarpa (aka Avalanche Poodle) that he now has to wear ribbons when he's on the slopes.... Toofy Grin


I don't think there will be a problem as we will obviously get them in a colour which goes well with his dirndl.
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Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
@DB, I thought I only had to wear that when in chalet bitch cooking mode Shocked
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After all it is free Go on u know u want to!

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Scarpa wrote:
@DB, I thought I only had to wear that when in chalet bitch cooking mode Shocked



Look you know the deal, this is your mountain uniform




and this is your cooking uniform




Jeeez you just can't get the staff these days.
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@DB, As regards Scarpa's mountain uniform shown in your first photo he only needs to make the pigtails a few metres long and he's then got the avalanche ribbons already. Madeye-Smiley
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Alastair Pink wrote:
@DB, As regards Scarpa's mountain uniform shown in your first photo he only needs to make the pigtails a few metres long and he's then got the avalanche ribbons already. Madeye-Smiley


Yes great idea, and to save them getting tangled up he could tuck the ends down the front of his Victoria Secrets thong.
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
Could be the next Fasching outfit Laughing Laughing Laughing
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So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
Or perhaps a much longer tail...

Introducing the all new avalanche tail.

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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
Or.... become your very own Avalanche Poodle. Simply make the paws 5 metres long, tie firmly under your chin and allow to trail behind you (tree skiing is at own risk). Then if you are buried following the paws will lead directly to your head saving valuable excavation time.

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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
@Scarpa, Did you get permission from your better half to show everybody your bedroom role play outfits? (doggy position right?)
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@DB, Poodle pounding.
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Scarpa wrote:
@DB, Poodle pounding.


That gives paws for thought..... Madeye-Smiley
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well the OP may be barking, but this thread has recently shown strong signs of doggy improvement. Toofy Grin
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