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Skiing with haemorrhoids

 Poster: A snowHead
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Loosely connected.

http://viz.co.uk/2016/04/26/letterbocks-lady-doctors/

And there is this advice for the younger folk.

http://viz.co.uk/2015/12/15/top-tip-piles/

And help with self diagnosis

http://viz.co.uk/2014/10/05/got/
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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You need to Login to know who's really who.
@44rb, you are zen in your profundity...

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 Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
@thecramps, I got printed 4 or 5 times in the Profanisaurus pages, never received an f'n pencil though, not one.
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@marodo2712, I'll send you one of mine. Just pm me all your details, bank accounts, passwords and pin numbers, etc, and I'll have one in the post before you can say "Nigerian uncle".

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 Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Laughing Excellent.
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
I want 5!

Details on the way.

Yay!!!!!
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I feel I must apologise for @Davina Goldballs coming here and trying to raise the tone.
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Hi, Gerry
No need to apologise.
I was simply and politely enquiring as to whether you and your colleagues had got off your haemorrhoidal arses to stem the flow of cash haemorrhaging from the national skiers' club? It's somewhat remarkable ... given 117 years of experience and countless accountants (it seems) within the community... for this sort of unaccountable casino-style spend-frenzy to threaten the future of the organisation.

I hope you find these products of assistance in the boardroom ...
https://www.amazon.co.uk/s?k=haemorrhoid+cushion&ref=nb_sb_noss&tag=amz07b-21

All good wishes for a comfortable ski trip. And remember ...

Gerry wrote:
Skiing with hemorrhoids


... it has an 'a' in it, on this side of the Atlantic!
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