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Taking a bed ridden 92 year old relative skiing

 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
Can anyone recommend a good ski school in France that is good with old bed ridden beginners? My relative is also double incontinent.
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
One of the bashes sound perfect for him.
His incontinence should fit in well.
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
@Mr.Egg, he voted Brexit so bashes are out.


Last edited by Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see? on Sun 3-11-19 20:26; edited 1 time in total
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@Gerry, Laughing
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 Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Full disclosure, I’m the main beneficiary in his will.
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He'll definitely fit in at a bash.
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 Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Where there’s a will, there’s a relative.
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
errrrrm I may be missing something, but how do you take an innocent bed ridden relative anywhere other than their errr bed?
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@Gerry, can I have your dealer’s number please? Clearly excellent gear!
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@SnoodlesMcFlude, Laughing
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under a new name wrote:
@Gerry, can I have your dealer’s number please? Clearly excellent gear!


I don’t indulge so you’ll have to stick with your current dealer.
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If he/she voted Brexit then its a straight choice between Yad Moss and Raise. What's your budget? Will it stretch to helicopter travel** to Raise? If not then Yad Moss.
**Only need to budget for one way travel. Ring 999 for helicopter taxi home
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Surely there's a Freshtracks holiday aimed at people like him?

If not, then he sounds ideal for Ski Esprit and La Rosiere. Of course, he'll need to make sure he drives down, and since he's bedridden, driving through the night would be ideal.
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
I can recommend Movements ski in P les Bucketz or Old Generation in Les Incontamines. Alternatively wrap them up well ( esp in nether regions) park car in disabled bay nearest to ski lift and head out on your own to enjoy your day. If you leave the car windows open sympathetic passersby might feed the relly warm drink and foods or even take them to a nice warm , non ski, clinic. All at no expense to you
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Why bother with skiing. Thought of sky diving or wreck diving? Cheaper and he can do it without leaving the country. I believe the English Channel is particularly unpleasant and cold at this time of year. If his 'instructor' looses him there is little chance of finding him again. Will give him a bit of Dunkirk spirit to enjoy in the last minute like his father's generation.
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I didn't know you were related to David Goldsmith.
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
@DB, Good one Toofy Grin
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