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Do you think resort workers have a general tendency to be patronising about holiday makers?

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NickW, yeah. Wot you said.

I'm a punter. A punter. A punter loud and proud. .....
Don't care what the locals/seasonaires call me. I'm a paying customer, and the term "punter" is simply a linguistic turn on the phrase.

I would point out that I can't stand the typical week-long punters who act as if the Alps is their Britain-on-Snow (and all THAT entails...).
And if *I*, as a punter, find them awful to be around for just 1 week, then imagine what it's like to be around them ALL season! Tests the patience of even the best-trained and suited customer rep....

Thankfully there are also plenty of British skiers who don't conform to that awful image. I like them. I imagine other punters and resort workers like them too. It's just that the nicer kind of punter (precisely coz they're not being awful) doesn't draw attention to him/herself. The squeaky wheel gets the oil an' all that.
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When I am a punter I hope I'm a nice one.

I hate to say but I reckon many 20-somethings have a bit of an "attitude". In my day (sic) some of my "co-workers" were quite scathing about the paying guests. I also recall bawling out one of my staff for referring to one guest as a punter in front of some other guests.
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David Murdoch wrote:
I also recall bawling out one of my staff for referring to one guest as a punter in front of some other guests.

I once overhead, while in the hotel's bar, one staff member talking to another staff member about a guest who they thought was a "stupid f***ing punter". Delightful...
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boredsurfin, Or even in the "human resources" time!! Laughing Laughing
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We are as patronising as we can be. However that's with everyone, not just the tourists. We just love taking the P!ss. Little Angel
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SMALLZOOKEEPER, you know, you sound so convincing it's almost as though you really exist. I know you don't though.

What do you reckon to naxo 21s on a pair of stormrider XLs then? Seem like a reasonable all mountain uphill and downhill rig?

Sorry, was that all completely hors-topic?
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David Murdoch,
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Sorry, was that all completely hors-topic?

Shame on you DM Shocked
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David Murdoch, Are you swiss? All good kit, i'd push you a little lighter and maybe slightly fatter. Little Angel
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snowbunny, suitably sheepish, me.

SMALLZOOKEEPER, not for big randos just for those short hops to the summit once off the top chair. Fatter? DP Pros then? Or those Asteroids I keep harping on about?

Swiss? With a name like "Murdoch"? Although we are relocating to Geneva...how could you tell?
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David Murdoch,
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suitably sheepish, me.

Baaa, fat chance of that. Toofy Grin
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snowbunny, cheek!

SMALLZOOKEEPER, I'm very light and not at all fat. Or phat.
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I'd rather be a "punter" than as we are known by the TOs / budget airlines as "Self loading luggage"...
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JimW, worse, I think we're actually known as "Self Loading Freight"!

Although, extending that suggests that all pilots are cargo pilots and none of the BA drivers I know would like that!
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"I fail to see what a bunch of semi-professional toilet cleaners on 2 quid an hour for three months a year so they can ski on the two afternoons a week they're not hungover have got to be clever about Very Happy"

LOL! You pay peanuts you get 'resort workers'.
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Most of them ski six days a week. And in addition to cleaning toilets, lots of them cook four-course dinner-party meals every night.

I'm hearing "I wish I could do it but I haven't got the balls to ditch my dull but comfy life." here.
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I hope they wash their hands in between. Shocked
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Lizzard wrote:
Most of them ski six days a week. And in addition to cleaning toilets, lots of them cook four-course dinner-party meals every night.

I'm hearing "I wish I could do it but I haven't got the balls to ditch my dull but comfy life." here.


That was my comment that Tim quoted. You can be 100% sure I don't want to do it.
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laundryman wrote:
I hope they wash their hands in between. Shocked


See earlier thread on tummy upset's in catered chalets Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Lizzard, I did it years ago, son!
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yes they are often patronising little sh!ts Twisted Evil Twisted Evil (Mrs Ed agrees very strongly) who could not burn toast without blaming the 'altitude'-


but there are many delightful exceptions Razz Razz Razz Razz Very Happy Very Happy - who are nice to me, Mrs Ed and most importantly the little Eds Toofy Grin Toofy Grin .we always make a point of naming them on the feed back forms and giving the nannies a decent tip

I like skiing and can't see the point in getting too worked up about things without reason (but the food in Meribel chucked out by the Ski Wrong chalet girl in 1999 is an exception-'I lied about having a cookery course in selection' Skullie Skullie Skullie Skullie )
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who could not burn toast without blaming the 'altitude'-

Laughing Laughing Laughing

It does have an effect though - water boils at al lower temperature, so things take longer to cook. Cakes don't rise the way you'd expect either - not sure why.
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Lizzard,

I could be wrong but don't think you make toast by boiling it. wink
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DB, you could have the makings of a chalet host!
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I used to be able to 'make' toast but lost the recipe.
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So there are four catagories...

Local
Seasonnaire
Ski-bum
Punter

I'm a Punter, and couldn't give a toss what the other three think of me.
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don't think you make toast by boiling it

Dammit, knew I was doimg something wrong.
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Lizzard wrote:
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don't think you make toast by boiling it

Dammit, knew I was doimg something wrong.


Easy mistake, it only dawned on me when the bread wouldn't fit in the kettle.
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DB, well it's safer than boiling water in the toaster! Laughing
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Lizzard wrote:
Most of them ski six days a week. And in addition to cleaning toilets, lots of them cook four-course dinner-party meals every night.

I'm hearing "I wish I could do it but I haven't got the balls to ditch my dull but comfy life." here.


I think that it's more to do with not being prepared to do a sh!tty job for sh!tty pay, just for the privilege of living in a ski resort. As seen on this site, many contributors are prepared to ditch their old lives to be closer to the mountains, it's just that they seem to have done it on a rather more considered basis.

I'm afraid that unless you own a business in the alps, or are very high up in the management structure of a tour operator, then you've not made a "life" for yourself in the alps, merely an extended leave of absence from the real world. Any business where it's considered a perk if your benefits are enough for you to afford a bedroom of your own, must be considered as providing below subsistence level wages IMO.

I think that when someone has a job that pays them enough to provide for a car, a mortgage, sick pay, holiday benefits, pensions, savings, utilities, supporting a family, and the rest of the bare minimum necessities in life then they can say that they've made a life for themselves over there, otherwise it's just a sabbatical IMO.
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Kramer, your analysis sounds about right to me.
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Kramer, spot on.
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Kramer,

your post is spot on - working multiple seasons for an employer is an extended gap year - nowt wrong with that but it's not making a life for yourself.

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even that doesn't count because the chances are you would spend more time in head office than in the mountains.

I'm seriously thinking about how to spend more time in the mountains but the difficulty of earning sensible money means that I'm favouring the good job in London/second home in the hills route.

J
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jedster wrote:
working multiple seasons for an employer is an extended gap year - nowt wrong with that but it's not making a life for yourself.


Absolutely, good luck to all those who do it, whether it's before or after their career.
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If you want to know how to do it look no further than Ise and PG.
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I've been thinking about doing it next year. My options are take a sabbatical, get a GP job over there (which means learning French quite intensively), or possibly work as a ski host with one of the TOs.

But on the other hand, I manage five good weeks a year skiing at the moment, I could possibly just take a month off extra, and still be earning a decent wage here in the uk...
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Kramer, when I worked my seasons, back when skis were skinny and chalet girls wanted to be...I reckon I did maximum 18 days a year skiing completely for myself. I did 57 last year from London. No real comparison is there?
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However, I do miss living nearer the Alps hence the current changes...
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It's hardly even the number of days skiing, it's the rest of your life. You want to be able to afford to eat at restaurants, buy skis, cars, goretex, wine, plasma tv's etc. And it is the rest of your life, the summer, the next 10 or 20 years.
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even that doesn't count because the chances are you would spend more time in head office than in the mountains.

Not necessarily! Madeye-Smiley

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plasma tv's

Why on earth would anyone want to spend good money on one of those? Can you not read?
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Knowing the local language is a big plus (I'm learning the hard way) - I'm pretty sure PG will agree. Not sure if Ise speaks the local lingo. Working for a company with English as the main business language makes things easier. Having a partner who speaks the local language is also a big plus.

There's a lot to be said for having a good job in the UK but getting more holidays. If you want a good career, family etc but a lot of skiing then this is a better solution than cleaning up after hotel guests.

I've had to give up a more senior status along with a drop in salary to be here in Vienna, Austria. Had to pick up the language from scratch too but as David M says I prefer to be nearer the Alps. It's theorectically possible that I could ski most days in the season (night skiing through the week at 3 to 4 hours per day and full days on the weekends) but I have to strike a balance between family and skiing. The weather in the summer is a lot better too and helps with my other addiction of Mountain biking where the hills and forests are right on my doorstep. I don't feel as though I'm living to work anymore but working less to live.
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