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Greetings from God's Country, where the Sierra snow continues to pile up deep and dry. More than 10 feet since the first of March and more on the way. Many deep days have been had.


BTW....does anyone know the score of the kermits v England rugby match?
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Annoying Seppo,

we got hammered...!! see the rugby Union thread.!
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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Greetings from God's Country
Welcome to our first poster from Saudia Arabia. More than 3 metres in under 2 weeks. How awful having no sunshine to ski and tan in.
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Annoying Seppo, shame your fellow countrymen can't defend a record one-day score Laughing

And who holds the Ashes right now? Puzzled

(mind you I'm sure you'll be taking them back this winter! Sad )

Welcome to SnowHeads! snowHead
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Annoying Seppo, hang on a minute, an Aussie in California? Am I missing something? Puzzled
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TallTone, he's not a whinging con, he's a septic, hence the name.
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Wear The Fox Hat, a what?
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TallTone, a Septic Tank == citizen of the USA Very Happy
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so shouldn't the thread title be 'Hey Limeys!!!!!', we seem to be getting our colonial insults a bit mixed up tsk tsk. Very Happy
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Masque, Uh, I guess you guys must know each other ? nice post Toofy Grin
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Annoying Seppo wrote:
Greetings from God's Country, where the Sierra snow continues to pile up deep and dry. More than 10 feet since the first of March and more on the way. Many deep days have been had.


BTW....does anyone know the score of the kermits v England rugby match?



Seppo,
Maybe the English rugby team were all out on the p!ss the night before, some sportsmen do that sort of thing. At least they turned up for the match and got some points.

PS Bode can still win the overall title but he now needs snookers. Laughing
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You know it makes sense.
So Jwazz closed thenAnnoying Seppo, ?
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Good to see that Masque remains fixated on my anus. Sorry though, you'll have to work out your leather lederhosen fantasies somewhere else. Maybe dangerboy will invite you to his next "Dress Like Hermann Goering" party and let you operate the battery powered riding crop.


And bh1...thank you for posting the pic of Fox's latest conquest. I heard he likes her to dress him min pink and call him "Edith".


BTW eurotards, this is where I'll be tomorrow:




18" [approx. 50 cm. for you kermits] overnight and currently snowing heavily. If the lot of you ever get past the snowplow stage, come on over and I will school you.
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"plough" Wink
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bh1, Very Happy Laughing
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Annoying Seppo, don't you mean "teach you"? Or are you planning that we should swim with the dolphins? Puzzled
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TallTone, "school", used as a verb, is American slang for "showing up", humiliating or defeating. In the context above it refers to the fact that my mad Norcal steeze would astound you eurotards.
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Annoying Seppo wrote:
TallTone, "school", used as a verb, is American slang for "showing up", humiliating or defeating. In the context above it refers to the fact that my mad Norcal steeze would astound you eurotards.


Never argue with an idiot. They'll bring you down to their level, then beat you with experience. Skullie
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What does "Norcal" mean? Puzzled
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Annoying Seppo, farting in snowdrift is not a skill that we all desire or could even hope to achieve to your standard and it's difficult to move conversations away from your nether regions since that's where all the noise comes from . . .

mind you, he can't be all bad he can spell rugby . . . but doesn't have cable?
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Sharkymark wrote:
What does "Norcal" mean? Puzzled


It's short for "Northern California", unfortunately that state is full of illiterate idiots, so the best schooling they receive can only manage to teach them 6 letters for where they live.
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Annoying Seppo wrote:
TallTone, "school", used as a verb, is American slang for "showing up", humiliating or defeating.


That would be what Bode did in the World Cup?
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Wear The Fox Hat wrote:
Annoying Seppo wrote:
TallTone, "school", used as a verb, is American slang for "showing up", humiliating or defeating.


That would be what Bode did in the World Cup?


No he was wagging it most of the time. (wagging it = playing truant).

Anyway Seppo is a lawyer he won't be skiing just looking for business (ambulance chasing).


Seppo,
California is not God's country, it's not even God's back yard. Why? Because Arnie isn't God (although he thinks he is).

If you ever get brave enough (and get enough holidays) to try some real mountains not those little roped off hills you Yanks frighten yourselves with, then come over to the Alps.
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And look what happened to the last country taken over by an Austrian with ideas above his station...
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... ps, some of my best friends (and relatives) are Californian.
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Annoying Seppo, the EoSB would be perfect for you to show us your "Norcal" style... would be great to meet ya Very Happy
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
It would be great to meet a Yank with a keenly devloped sense of humour.
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Frosty the Snowman, Masque ???????
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kuwait_ian, I said keenly, not overly wink
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Hey Seppo, it's probably too small but this might be for you

http://snowheads.com/ski-forum/viewtopic.php?t=14454
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