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Does my bum look big in this?

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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
not compared to your head..!
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Yeah well it has been said..... lol

Anyway.... I did say we had BIG SNOW when I was in Canada!! snowHead
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That in banff?
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Yep, that pic was taken outside the Banff Springs Hotel (which was fantastic) the snow was outstanding! all three Mountains were simply unbelieveable - it started snowing the day we landed with a massive storm and did not stop the whole time, with fresh snow almost every day... We're gonna have to go a long way to beat that trip, not a bad day in 12 days boarding Very Happy
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Sounds great, when we were out there last month there was barely any snow at resort level.

Surprisngly enough I'm going to struggle to top last saturday at cairngorm where there was stupid amounts of powder (for the area - knee to waist depth)

We're off to st anton next week. around 1 meter fell yesterday with more to come Smile
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Haha! Good shot!! I like that! snowHead
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Cheers... I thought it was quite appropriate for 'snowheads' Very Happy




On my car forum it's been given the dubious honor of 'best cum shot pic'

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Honda Kitty wrote:
Does my bum look big in this?


Compared to what?

"Big" doesn't quite cover it.

Was that taken with a wide angle lens?

Do you want the truth, or do you want me to say "no"?

There's a difference between looking big and being big, so no, it doesn't "look" big.

Yes, but it looks big in anything.

How can I put this without hurting your feelings?
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Mate, you won't hurt my feelings, I don't have any.... cold & heartless that is me Wink

I also know that my ar$e is small, cute & very pert...... well I so get told quite a lot.... so I know you're joking.... what website did you get those answers from?

must try harder Wink

Nerrrr NehNeh
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Honda Kitty,
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my ar$e is small, cute & very pert


The Banff Springs clearly has a select clientele policy....
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Honda Kitty, not on a website. in my head.
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Honda Kitty wrote:


I also know that my ar$e is small, cute & very pert......

Nerrrr NehNeh


I can vouch for that first hand Very Happy Neh Neh (very close us car girls Smile )
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
Honda Kitty, "my ar$e is small, cute & very pert"

more pictures then please...

Here's one of mine just to get you started...click here

I'm the one in the blue jacket wrapped round the tree. Just so you appreciate the lengths to which I went to get this dramatic shot, the broken branch top right broke my momentum before the tree did and we were on a 40 degree slope - making DM-extraction tricky. Once my chum released my left ski I popped out of the snow like a slightly shaken cork.
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
David Murdoch, Very Happy Very Happy

Is that what they mean by "getting wood"?
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:rofl:
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Here's one of my bum from the EOSB http://www.snowmediazone.com/the_zone/showphoto.php/photo/3202
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
dreamer wrote:
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Ha ha ha.... delayed reaction... months to think about it and I only get one roffle...

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Alan Craggs, Your arm bruise was bigger - don't be shy with the pics hehehe
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Scarpa, so, it's a battle of the bruises eh?

This ones from a forced landing at Xscape.

But I've just seen Alans' on the media zone - eek!
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Scarpa, here you go Toofy Grin
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I propose that this thread is retitled....The bum, hairy thighs, iffy underwear and impressive bruise thread Little Angel
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After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
snowbunny, Have you seen Alan's? Shocked Shocked Shocked
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IncogSkiSno,
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snowbunny, Have you seen Alan's?

I hope you mean the photo Laughing ..If so yes, and did you see the state of those underpants Shocked
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snowbunny wrote:
I propose that this thread is retitled....The bum, hairy thighs, iffy underwear and impressive bruise thread Little Angel


Oi! I'll have you know mine were white before I straddled that pole.
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marc gledhill,
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Oi! I'll have you know mine were white before I straddled that pole.


Your what?.. Laughing Laughing
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My
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bum, hairy thighs and iffy underwear


Laughing
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So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
marc gledhill, I must remember never to fail to ski round poles, or I too could risk ending up looking like that Shocked
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