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Our snowheads from the last 3 seasons now want a change.
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Yay! I'll get the popcorn....
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
I’ve really missed this....
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https://www.swissinfo.ch/eng/business/no-deal-brexit_british-expats-face-quotas-in-switzerland/44752826

Just in case Mr Omelette gets his way and No Deal happens and a British person considers this 'job'...
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
And there'll be a whole new set of Snowheads who haven't experienced this before and will have no idea what's in store.......... rolling eyes
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Loving it!!! Popcorn at the ready! wink
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@nixmap, welcome back - it's been a while.

We now need Tom from Austria to put in an appearance with his most recent incarnation of the 'RaxSki' & life on snowHeads can return to normal Madeye-Smiley.

Has been far too serious of late.
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I have a question, it's not a criticism; why do skiers feel the need to "twerk" their way down every nice powder field?


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Has been far too serious of late.

+1.
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serious doesn`t even come close , you snowheads are so uptight.

Looking forward to some rather more relaxed enquiries.

less baby sitting more party chauffeuring and organizing.

also welcome to join in
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@BoardieK, Not me, much prefer nice long fast turns that feel like you're surfing.
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@nixmap, at 875 posts I think you can safely say "us snowheads" not "you snowheads"..you are one of us, there is no escape bwah ha ha ha
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like really a hard days work for the `job`


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peanuthead wrote:
Now all prospective employees know what's expected.


yep
way too uptight...
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Oh wow, I was just thinking I wondered what happened to these annual posts!

queenie pretty please wrote:
https://www.swissinfo.ch/eng/business/no-deal-brexit_british-expats-face-quotas-in-switzerland/44752826
Just in case Mr Omelette gets his way and No Deal happens and a British person considers this 'job'...


I'm not sure this counts as "working", at least as far as Nixmap and his accountant are concerned...
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@nixmap, Welcome back snowHead
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Portrait mode in 2019, I mean, really?
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Superb, best thread on snowheads is back! Very Happy
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BoardieK wrote:
I have a question, it's not a criticism; why do skiers feel the need to "twerk" their way down every nice powder field?


Nope, not me. Fast big banked turns using the terrain if possible. Just like Scarpa said.
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Hehehehe . . . He's baaaack Toofy Grin

Hi @nixmap, anything I should be aware of before my bowels fester up a good splurge?

I always associate you with this . . .
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@BoardieK, do you mean “not ruin the powder for everyone else by leaving dirty great tracks across it?” Laughing
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Looks a bit meadow skippy. Would need to see more cliffs being sent and a few more chipmunk grinds to chicken fillets in the park to be convinced.
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@nixmap, good to have you back on the forum
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stevew wrote:
@nixmap, good to have you back on the forum

Lets see what the cat drags in.
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
So seriously ... any volunteers ?
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So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
@nixmap, may be in 2022...
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@nixmap, welcome back! It's been too long.

Sorry, commitments to my own new business preclude it: but I love reading about it, and especially the contributions of those who consider it an affront to humanity. Bless you for lightening a sombre mood.
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BoardieK wrote:
I have a question, it's not a criticism; why do skiers feel the need to "twerk" their way down every nice powder field?

Those look more like wet snow than “powder”.

It’s actually easier not to turn in snow like that.

So I’m afraid I only add to the question rather than answer.
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nixmap wrote:
So seriously ... any volunteers ?


What is expected from you for 2019/20?

Responsibilities?

Start?

Finish?

The package / remuneration?

That might garner interest.

And an SR from your previous 'season hosts' would be extremely helpful / illuminating.
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NDA, @Mike Pow, NDA.....
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
pam w wrote:
NDA, @Mike Pow, NDA.....


The first parts can be answered though Smile
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Good luck with that.... wink
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I did once talk to someone who had done nixmap's free job for a season. They said it was pretty good and nixmap's mob were pretty friendly. The goats' carcasses and pentagrams took an eternity to clean up every Monday though.
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pam w wrote:
NDA, @Mike Pow, NDA.....


Nah we had a mini trip report once, Mrs Nixmap seemed especially interested in the 'boys weekend' hookers and blow
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Nice to see you @nixmap, Very Happy
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betterinblack wrote:
pam w wrote:
NDA, @Mike Pow, NDA.....


Nah we had a mini trip report once, Mrs Nixmap seemed especially interested in the 'boys weekend' hookers and blow


Link please Laughing
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It's in one of nix maps (non) job offer postings, I'm afraid I can't be arsed to look through them all.
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