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I have a cunning plan...

 Poster: A snowHead
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... to secure more medals, what we need is a Commonwealth Winter Games. Pitch the might of Scotland against Canada, Bermuda, Ghana, England et al and see who comes out on top. Toofy Grin
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
I've had a sneaky look at Paul Mason's odds and he has Tonga odds on. 32 stone King Taufa'ahau Tupou IV is tipped to enter all the bobsleigh/luge/skelly events. Scotland will clean up in stone throwing with Galloway shooting all the opposition in the biathlon to take gold. That slippery character Blair to take home a few surprise medals in alpine skiing for England.
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
PG, you mean there's an alpine lying medal to be won? Being slippery certainly will help - will he use snake oil rather than wax? How about a half-truthalon?

Can we have Ian Hyslop (Private Eye Editor) as one of the style judges?

Such a cunning plan, PG, that you could pin a tail on it and call it a badger.
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the idea suits us aussies... and I'm sure the canadians would be in it... Twisted Evil
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 Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
little tiger, no problem - The Oz snowfields will be deserts in a couple of years anyway - cloud-seeding won't do you any good Wink Anyway, we've got the hang of beating you at rugby and cricket now, so snowsports are next Smile

The Canadians might present more of a problem, but any competitors from Quebec - or anyone with a vaguely French-sounding surname - will be banned under new legislation banning frogs from the Commonwealth and we'll think of something for the rest...
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PG wrote:
...new legislation banning frogs from the Commonwealth and we'll think of something for the rest...


Would that rule out those whose permanent residence is France?
(I'm not talking about you, but worried that if I stay here too long, I might not be able to compete for Northern Ireland, and I really think that me and Johnboy stand a good chance of getting a medal in the two man fertilizer bag down the field race.)
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 Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Foxy,

Alsace, Alsace, who the f**k is Alsace?
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
Wear The Fox Hat, honorary Alsatians will only be allowed to enter Crufts.
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PG, I'm doggedly determined to win something.
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Dangerous "Chubby" Brian, I have no idea, but she's staying in the next room to me at the hotel...
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