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Google translate at its best?

 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
Sorry I wouldn’t usually post something which criticises translation since I have made some terrible gaffs in french - but this is sone of the funniest/weirdest I have come across

Keep reading down, some of the best ones come later in the comments...

For example:

‘....Maybe sell the K2: the ears and move the banners (Mark Baron) to a pair of Bridge? Now I got something to think about...’

I would say indeed you have, young man.

Plus the quaint ‘sovereign’ - as in ‘these skis rule’ - I shall now indeed say ‘oh gosh, this new Lange ski footwear is certainly sovereign!...’.
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person

Excellent! Very Happy

"A cruel skiing", indeed!
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