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The FIS Code - according to www.ski.fi

 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
I should have known when the webpage told me to enable my breadcrumbs and make a shortcut Laughing

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1. Check the functionality of your calculating tools and adjust the bandages.
2. Remember the elevator behavior - fill in all the lift locations.
4. Respect the dodge rules - skip others on the slope moving far enough away. From the top and the back come always dodge.
5. Just stop at the place where you will be noticed. When you get up, always use the edge of the slope.
6. Don't mess - adjust the pace according to your skills.
7. Pulkka is not on the ski slope - snorkeling is only allowed in the designated locations.
8. The responsibility lies with the calculator - the basket on the slope and outside is always at your own risk.
9. Forget about alcohol.
10. Help!
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
@Grizzler, just how many shots are you into?
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
The website translated by google is a great read. Try https://www.ski.fi/artikkelit/laskettelija-huomioi-edes-nama-rinnesaannot/
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@tarrantd, Loving it.

"Translation requires skill, not direct plunge
Yes, only, downhill bans are forbidden on all slopes. The scooter does not refer to the race form, but directly to the scooter. These slope bombs compel other calculators to always transform themselves into the owls that are on their guard and make desperate evil movements.

The direct descent rate naturally accelerates throughout the downhill. The more speed you gain, the more skill you need to stop and turn. The more pace, the higher the collision energy and the greater the risk of kneeling, wrinkling your wrist or getting a concussion.

The scooter is a danger to itself and especially to other shooters.

For the wicked, direct calculation does not require any skill. Gravity takes care of downward drainage."
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 Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
@tarrantd,

And yet the most sensible advice of all to remember when descending on your skis or board:
"Man is not an owl. The owl sees it back and the horse's field of view is almost 360 degrees. Man, on the other hand, only sees in front of him. The human field of view is narrow. At best, we see just a straight front and a small strip on our head. If the gaze is focused on an object, the field of view is even narrower..."
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Now why don't they teach that in ski school
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 Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
@thecramps, Aye, unfortunately very few of them teach the real rules.....
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