 Poster: A snowHead
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...pronounced.. "arsh - lock"
Never call a German or Austrian this, regardless of how much they carve you up, or they'll most likely pull up quick and belt you. It's the most offensive term you can use, but unfortunately rolls off the tougue far too easily...
Try 'Dumbkopf' (thinkhead) or 'blocknuss' (blockhead) instead.
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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austin7, a good response to someone calling you 'Arschloch' is 'fick dich ins Knie, alter Sack'. I don't want to translate, but for those who speak German here's a question: just how would you go about doing that 
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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Probably a screwdriver or a gun would fick dein Knie good and proper. Like the "old bag" bit too, rounds it off a treat. Mind you, this from a nation which incorporates the Saarland, where the rudest word in the language translates as "you maker of love with no clothes on, you" (Nugischmauser [sp?]). Apparently its on a swearing frequency so high no-one outside Homburg knows what it means. Or so I was told.
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paulmck, So how do the people of Saarbruecken make love then?
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
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Apparently, they do it with at least one item of clothing still on, ie socks, hat or something. To do it starkers is the height of savagery. Does this word mean anything to you, by the way? I've asked a number of German friends and they all looked at me with varying degrees of blankness. Perhaps I was duped, and its all a lie.
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paulmck, Nugischmauser? Never heard it before, but then I grew up in Austria and live in Bavaria which have their own completely different languages! Google just gave me a blank stare when I entered it though...
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Not surprised!
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Hast du meinen sonnenbed du alte deutsche swein ficker?
Is another good example of how to please our saxon cousins.
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paulm, only if your'e cruising for a bruising. Calling someone a pig f**ker is not a good idea no matter what language you are trying to talk.
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Ok then, i suppose i was out of order but my ex wife was German and ive got a little bit of lets say - sour grapes- towards everything Germanic. Believe me if you had married Hitler's daughter then you would understand why the thieving swein ficker left me so.
Appologies all round.
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snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
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paulm, from what you say, I assume she managed to strip the skin off your living flesh? It's not a Germanic trait. It's just something that ex's do to you.
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
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Nah, she did that before i made her my ex. She was the 3rd German id been involved with and it took me all that time to realize that they were all from the same gene pool. 
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You know it makes sense.
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skanky, come on then, you can't leave it at that!
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Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
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paulmck, well it was mainly the standard ones, but there was some interesting combinations...nothing special as of today but this was the mid-80s at the time when a phrase like "bunting muck flaps" was a tad rarer.
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