 Poster: A snowHead
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I've two new disiplines for the Winter Olympics.
The first combines the: Half-Pipe-Biatholon. Snowbawders doing the half-pipe, whilst the Biatholon contestants shoot at them.
Serac-Pulling. Skiers attatch themselves to Seracs by way of three ice screws. They then ski off attatched by rope, until it becomes tight. Then, you ski out of the way of the tumbling serac. Genius. 
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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| SMALLZOOKEEPER wrote: |
I've two new disiplines for the Winter Olympics.
The first combines the: Half-Pipe-Biatholon. Snowbawders doing the half-pipe, whilst the Biatholon contestants shoot at them. |
How about the bi-atholon guys ski down the middle of the pipe, and have to get the boarders either side?
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
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good idea, although I think i would have to replace snowboarding with a couple of different sports.
Figuer skating and Curling could definarly be improved by people shooting at them! Oh at would have the skiers take a leaf out of clarksons book and arm them with a machine gun!
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Wear The Fox Hat, Could be the Sprint.
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
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I'd watch Halfpipe Hockey.
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How about having the Women's Moguls combined with Beach Volleyball?
(or am I the only one who thinks Alisha Camplin bouncing up and down in a bikini would make a great show?)
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I think it's time snowboarders were given a fair go, we need board flavoured versions of cross country (50km pursuit should do for a start) and ski jumping (although in all that baggy gear it might look more like parachuting).
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A TV program from a few years back had an article on Internation Ski Jumper Shooting. A combination of Ski Jumping and Clay Pidgeon shooting. I think it was on "Not The None O'Clock News" but I cannot find any details on the web.
| SMALLZOOKEEPER wrote: |
| Snowbawders |
My dictionary defines "bawd" as procurer, procuress, prostitute or bothel keeper. So a "snowbawder" must be someone doing these activities in the snow. Hence I believe that the combined event proposed would be a way of reducing crime in the Alps.
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