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Well hard ;-) Austrian mountain

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Someone erected a giant wooden pęnis in the Alps and nobody will claim responsibility


http://bgr.com/2017/11/07/alps-pint-wooden-dong-otscher-peak/amp/

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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
surely required a heli? must narrow it down? so to speak
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
@jedster, You mean a chopper. Toofy Grin
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geepee wrote:
@jedster, You mean a chopper. Toofy Grin


Well played
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C0ck up? (6,200 ft up)
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@jedster, You mean a chopper.

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It's only half erect(ed). They'll be along soon to add the head and outstreched arms, a la Rio! Very Happy
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jedster wrote:
surely required a heli? must narrow it down? so to speak


Wouldn't want an engine failure in the hover above that thing! (You'd be well f..., er, you know!)
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Which plonker plonked that plonker there?
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This thread makes a pleasant change from helmet discussions....... Toofy Grin
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Nothing like skinning up in the mountains.
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Alastair Pink wrote:
This thread makes a pleasant change from helmet discussions....... Toofy Grin
Laughing
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
All they have to do is wait until the winter and it gets really cold, it will shrink and look like a small acorn. It'll be far easier to remove then. Twisted Evil
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@Awdbugga, Laughing
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@Awdbugga, The thought of removing it has made me wince. Toofy Grin
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Well one thing we do know is that the person who put it there is Jewish. So that's at least a starting point for the political correctness police.
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
... and now someone has dedicated a song to the erected woody.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=61&v=zpWPwiDHv9E

I would translate it but that would most likely get me banned from snowheads wink
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Scarpa wrote:
Nothing like skinning up in the mountains.


It's on an existing ski tour route.
https://www.alpenvereinaktiv.com/de/tour/oetscher--fuerstenplan/4202472/#dm=1

The wood will be exposed to the elements, it will surely need some form of protection (Ronseal or Durex?) and treatment - maybe they will polish it in the summer to maintain it's glory.
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As with any at it needs a name....

I'm going with Woody Wood Pecker Toofy Grin
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@PaulC1984, Laughing
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DB wrote:
Scarpa wrote:
Nothing like skinning up in the mountains.


It's on an existing ski tour route.
https://www.alpenvereinaktiv.com/de/tour/oetscher--fuerstenplan/4202472/#dm=1

The wood will be exposed to the elements, it will surely need some form of protection (Ronseal or Durex?) and treatment - maybe they will polish it in the summer to maintain it's glory.



Like this old un?


http://youtube.com/v/i6c4Nupnup0
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Well I knew they had mountain sheep in the Austrian Alps, but I didn't realise they also had Bighorn.... Madeye-Smiley
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It must be hermaphrodite, I can see a big crack too!
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Is that bird poo or jizz dribbling from the top of it Shocked
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@PaulC1984 I was wondering when you'd be along, my first thought was that somebody had erected a statue of you Puzzled
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 You know it makes sense.
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dp wrote:
@PaulC1984 I was wondering when you'd be along, my first thought was that somebody had erected a statue of you Puzzled


It would need painting blue Very Happy
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
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Is the mountain in question anywhere near the famous Austrian town of F***ing Puzzled
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Mount Viagra??
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dp wrote:
@PaulC1984 I was wondering when you'd be along, my first thought was that somebody had erected a statue of you Puzzled


They've only managed to fit part of me on the mountain there - they'd need a whole lot more woods to create the coconuts Toofy Grin
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tangowaggon wrote:
dp wrote:
@PaulC1984 I was wondering when you'd be along, my first thought was that somebody had erected a statue of you Puzzled


It would need painting blue Very Happy


Damn right, and sponsored by Head Toofy Grin
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Is there any chance it could be a statue of @stanton ?
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@Matrski, YES!!!!!!!! Now we are talking sense Happy Happy

Just needs a cocktail stick in his japs eye with an EU flag and you'd be on the money Toofy Grin Toofy Grin Toofy Grin
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