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Fed up with "European queueing"?

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Classic revenge story from Natives

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Don't mention the war
A group of English punters were rudely pushed out of the way by two German skiers, when queuing politely at the La Daille Bubble. Upset, and not wanting to give in to such bully boy tactics - the English tourists let the Germans get into the bubble and let the doors close. They then merrily picked out the German's skis and put them on the floor. The whole lift queue cheered as the Germans looked back helplessly.
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I'll remember that one! Little Angel
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And thats what makes this country great! Razz
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Too true Nadenoodle. When faced with adversity, good old British wit will beat braun anyday!
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hayley t, funny, I prefer to shave with my Braun, even though my legendary wit is razor-sharp
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Sarcasm: - noun, a big pit belonging to two or more Yorkshiremen.
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Wear The Fox Hat wrote:
hayley t, funny, I prefer to shave with my Braun, even though my legendary wit is razor-sharp


only in your head Fox Wink
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Like it ..... probably best to take only one ski from each pair.

It's amazing how reserved us Brits can be in a queue, but equally amazing how unreserved we can be just a few hours later after a skin-full of apres ski drinks.
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DB wrote:
It's amazing how reserved us Brits can be in a queue...


I dunno about that - I was viciously elbowed aside by a v respectable middle-aged groups of Brits in VT a few weeks ago. It's a war of all against all in those queues...
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Don't sound very respectable to me.
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DavidS wrote:
a v respectable middle-aged groups of Brits in VT a few weeks ago.s...


THink weve hit the nail on the head there- theres lots of those "I paid a jolly lot of money for this holiday therefore I can do what I like" Brits these days, grrr the middle aged generation grumble grumble NehNeh
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Cuh! We used to know how to grumble in our day.
Grumble grumble todays youth grumble.
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I just think that badly designed queues bring out the worst in almost everybody!
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Mark Lehto, Razz
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OK Fox, slight spelling error I know! You see the strength of advertising Wink
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nbt wrote:
Classic revenge story from Natives

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Don't mention the war
A group of English punters were rudely pushed out of the way by two German skiers, when queuing politely at the La Daille Bubble. Upset, and not wanting to give in to such bully boy tactics - the English tourists let the Germans get into the bubble and let the doors close. They then merrily picked out the German's skis and put them on the floor. The whole lift queue cheered as the Germans looked back helplessly.


Nice idea. I'll try to keep it in mind for next winter.
More elegant than to come to blows (even if the skis owners could come to that, if they ever meet the "offenders")
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Lets just suppose you were were to take one ski and leave it on the ground for the pushy offenders to see and then wait for a while until inserting that taken ski into the ski carrier of a later bubble (e.g. five bubble lifts later). How many trips on the bubble lift would it take the average German (opps almost said Kraut there) to come up with a matching pair of skis? Twisted Evil
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I love it - I shall practice all summer on the Italians (no offence Matteo)! Twisted Evil
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Just beware if you then get the bubble. They could be waiting for you at the top.
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German Evil or Very Mad English Laughing

Bit unusual as most Germans I come across seem quite orderly.
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Elizabeth B:
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Just beware if you then get the bubble. They could be waiting for you at the top.


A good disguise is required: a balaclava should suffice!
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And a reversible ski jacket.
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An iks jacket?
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
no, stoopid, it's for people with reversible skis, so it's a twin tip jacket.
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Or is it one that can be worn so the zip's up the back?
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And the straps round the front?
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Can you shunt the bindings forward to accomodate this???
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easiski no offence taken, I realize that you have to put up with a lot of Italians there, especially during summertime, and when a crowd of a particular nation forms...well, it happens that all the negative traits of that nation are highlighted...all at the same time, and at their peak.
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Like the English in Benidorm!!
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Yep! You can spot them
a mile off Embarassed
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Which is all very well until this sort of thing starts to happen rolling eyes
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a reversible jacket.................but aren't all skiers jackets attached to their trousers?? could take a while to get that off over your strom trooper boots, turn inside out and get back on again! NehNeh Wink
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woooo just noticed i got to 100 posts Shocked !!! well 101 now.................
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Dan, as if we needed it, there is yet another reason not to wear a one-piece suit (whether garishly coloured or not) Wink
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I don't wear strom trooper boots as they give me a lot of angst.
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