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If the Earth revolved in the opposite direction...

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It would make a 2 hour time difference when travelling to the Alps. It would be possible to get an early flight and have an early lunch up on the hill. Does anyone have any ideas how this could be acheived. Would it be worth starting a campaign.
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get everyone in the world to drive east for a few days.. that should do it..
mind you thought, do you really want the americans to be let loose on the planet before anyone else has even got up!
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Frosty the Snowman, snowHead , then we'd lose the hour on the way back when it didn't matter. Even switching to Euro time would help. Very Happy
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If the earth went the other way, would the currents in the North Atlantic be switched around leaving the UK with a cold climate??? Jeasus we could ski in Donegal, begara!!!
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I see you got 3 answers in 4 minutes, but no one answered your question.

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David Goldsmith, 4 actually wink
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Frosty the Snowman, move to Eastern Europe.
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laundryman, Can't do that as I am firmly in the "love England" camp
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laundryman, just got in with that before me Smile . I could possibly cope with Greece.
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If I lived in Surrey then I would give it could be a go-er wink
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By encouraging both immigration and targeted emigration - we could move the country enmass to somewhere in eastern european - stage a coup - and voila - england an hour or two east of the alps wink

aj xx
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ajhainey, that's the sort of blue-skies, out of the box thinking that any organisation would be proud to support wink
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Poor Frosty. He's now had 9 replies in 50 minutes, but still no one has answered his question.

Yes, Frosty, I do believe it would be worth starting a campaign. Maybe an advertising campaign.
Could you personally appear on TV, spinning a globe the wrong way and making interesting 'space comments' like Sir Patrick Moore?
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
Frosty the Snowman If it takes a man a week to walk a fortnight, how many yards in a pint of milk ?
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I see you got 3 answers in 4 minutes, but no one answered your question.

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perhaps we're all frustrated politicians?
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Ian Hopkinson LOL, cheers - maybe I can work it into next years performance development plan Twisted Evil
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Helen Beaumont, who else could forget about the implicit eastward home trip and bleary red eyes as it dawns on one that it's noon at the office?
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Related topic with an answer:

Why do we only ever see the same side of the moon?
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Timberwolf wrote:
Frosty the Snowman If it takes a man a week to walk a fortnight, how many yards in a pint of milk ?

Are you Irish? My long departed Irish grandfather used to say that, but the question was "how many apples in a barrel of pears?". I've never heard it again until now.
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If you drop a pound of feathers and a pound of sugar which will hit the ground first.
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Frosty the Snowman wrote:
If I lived in Surrey then I would give it could be a go-er wink

You have to speak proper down here, mate! wink
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Well, whatever happens, you'll be two quid lighter. Very Happy
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ajhainey wrote:
By encouraging both immigration and targeted emigration - we could move the country enmass to somewhere in eastern european - stage a coup - and voila - england an hour or two east of the alps wink

aj xx

I recall seeing a play on the BBC donkeys' years ago, where England was not half an offshore island, but roughly where the Baltic states are situated. All I remember is that the Russians invaded and hanged the mayor of Carlisle.
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laundryman, So where would this leave Red Ken?
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boredsurfin, depends how they're packed and weather there's any water between you and the ground wink
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saxabar, deputy PM to George Galloway?
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laundryman wrote:
Frosty the Snowman wrote:
If I lived in Surrey then I would give it could be a go-er wink

You have to speak proper down here, mate! wink
Hmmm See what you mean. Perhaps this project may be too big for me.
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But Ise would have to get up v. early for his conferences & ski in the afternoon ?

Would gender roles reverse along with the north/south pole ? = have I got enough shoes ?
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You know it makes sense.
Isn't the North pole heading south "any minute now" ? - I seem to recall a discussion on a magnetic flip expected soon.

So if the Earth is to be upside down, will that help?

As an aside, the Polar bears will still have to live in the Arctic, because that is Greek for bear, ie Arctic = "where the bears are", so that will now be classifed as the South Pole, and thus, finally, they will be able to eat the penguins...[with or without wrappers before someone does that joke].
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Timberwolf wrote:
Frosty the Snowman If it takes a man a week to walk a fortnight, how many yards in a pint of milk ?

Are you Irish? My long departed Irish grandfather used to say that, but the question was "how many apples in a barrel of pears?". I've never heard it again until now


My Grandfather was and he used to ask me this everytime I saw him when I was a child, I used to try and work it out, giving him various answers ! It's funny what you remember....
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Timberwolf, being of a logical disposition, it used to drive me round the bend!
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