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Swiss ski maker employs naked woman to unveil 2007 skis ...

 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
Warning: the following hyperlink is pitched at testosterone-charged people (very prodominantly men) who sell skis to the public. Do not click the link unless you are over 18 or have parental permission from a responsible snowHead to do so.

... and it's very worrying to see the way she is pressing a factory-sharpened edge into a delicate (and very beautiful) part of her anatomy.

Please don't try this at home.
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I was expecting something with a bigger pair of tips.

Did anybody notice that those skis say "Handmade" on them? No? Me neither.
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
They say "swiss made," actually.
And you'd think they would've employed a better looking model . . .
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ponder, I think she's a Canadian competition (bump? .... no pun) skier.
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No, ponder, they definitely say Swiss maid, and "I beg to differ" [quoting DB of Vienna on another thread] ... this lady is exceptionally beautiful to my eyes.
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Told you I hadn't noticed the skis.

Would you say those pair had a natural core?
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I've never held Ptex to my naked body. What's it like?
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I'm surprised no one's spotted the spelling mistake yet, maybe you're all looking in the wrong place. Smile
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Yes, it's a stunning error - not only a missing letter, but two letters transposed. A lack of Swiss precision there.

Many many years ago, on a ski magazine I was writing for, Salomon ran a ski boot ad which used the word "revoltionary". The boss of Salomon UK was pulling his hair out.


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David Goldsmith wrote:
I've never held Ptex to my naked body. What's it like?


Haven't got a clue, you should try it though - it's used for filling cracks.

I wonder how many Stöckli ski owners ariound the globe are holding their stiff sticks in admiration while looking at that picture.
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What a lovely pair of Stockli's...!!

All skis should be marketed this way...
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My 9 yr old thought it very tame. Ise is much better looking than I had imagined wink
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You know it makes sense.
Works for me wink
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Frosty - sorry to disillusion you but that's definitely not ise, unless he's had some complex surgery.


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 Poster: A snowHead
Poster: A snowHead
in a silmilar fashion..........a better looking model, ski and skier


http://www.fhmus.com/girls_girls_of_fhm_article.asp?cnl_id=1&stn_id=1&idx_id=401&gofp_slot=2
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They don't look natural, but at least the Stocklis have a natural wood core.
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
kruked,

She's a porn star...!!!
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slikedges wrote:
They don't look natural, but at least the Stocklis have a natural wood core.


I prefer natural materials, tends to flex better. If they are too soft they can wobble at speed, but I can happily live with that.


Sarah looks better in this pic ....
http://www.fhmus.com/girls_girls_of_fhm_article.asp?cnl_id=1&stn_id=1&idx_id=401&gofp_slot=3
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Seen her in many a film but not of that nature!
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David Goldsmith, remove that photo please.
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ise wrote:
David Goldsmith, remove that photo please.

Sure, I've done that, but why?
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David Goldsmith, A perfectly reasonable request. Not many Mugshots on SnowHeads. Perhaps a link would have been OK.
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Frosty the Snowman, I agree. Even if I had my mug up on the net I wouldn't want it plastered round other websites, even with all rights reserved wink
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David Goldsmith wrote:
ise wrote:
David Goldsmith, remove that photo please.

Sure, I've done that, but why?


thanks
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Even if I had my mug up on the net
I recall a lovely photo of you in the SnowBabes media section in a red jacket, but it dissapeared some while ago Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad wink
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Frosty the Snowman wrote:
My 9 yr old thought it very tame. Ise is much better looking than I had imagined wink


You're very kind Very Happy I've got to go over to one of the stores this week, I'm going to ask if they're going to do any in-store promotions Very Happy
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Frosty the Snowman,

Down boy wink
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
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guess its one way of trying to m ake ski-ing seem sexy.... Razz
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ise, why? are you going to volunteer your services? wink
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ise, Have you thought of doing The Motor Show?
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
I rather hoped the lass would be there Very Happy Mind you, there's a couple of girls working in the store .....
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Frosty the Snowman wrote:
Cathy
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Even if I had my mug up on the net
I recall a lovely photo of you in the SnowBabes media section in a red jacket, but it dissapeared some while ago Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad wink


Ha ha - you're too kind, though it is a very lovely red jacket wink Just started to get uncomfortable having my ugly mug up especially as I was getting some unfavourable comments on 'another forum', even though I didn't contribute there but lurked. (Yes, I know - if you don't like it, don't go there, and abuse was what that forum was for wink )
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DB wrote:
David Goldsmith wrote:
I've never held Ptex to my naked body. What's it like?


Haven't got a clue, you should try it though - it's used for filling cracks.

I wonder how many Stöckli ski owners ariound the globe are holding their stiff sticks in admiration while looking at that picture.


my missus has got a pair of Stöckli blades, somehow I don't think she could cover as much with them as this girl does with a pair of skis! Mind you, that could be interesting, wonder how many vin chauds i can persuade her to drink next week in Les Arcs..... wink
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David Goldsmith, javascript:emoticon('Puzzled')
Puzzledthis thread should surely be the 2007 skis veiling the naked girl (?)
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Frosty the Snowman wrote:
ise, Have you thought of doing The Motor Show?


What, as well as East Enders?
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[writes our correspondent from Coronationstrasse, Vienna]
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