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After a prompt elsewhere from Clarky999 I've been Googling Kyrgyzstan heli skiing....

Looks very appealing but booking conditions include small print that you don't see with Crystal or Inghams....(but maybe on the Pre-season Bash etc?? wink )
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Personal Expenses
Personal expenses could include charges for extra vertical, ski shop, alcohol, saunas and massages, telephone/internet, blackjack and hookers

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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
@mountainaddict,
Would the "extra vertical" involve any of the other extras?
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
musher wrote:
@mountainaddict,
Would the "extra vertical" involve any of the other extras?


I'd have thought the hookers were more likely to involve "extra horizontal"....
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@mountainaddict, just curious, is the emphasis yours or theirs?
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Rugby players get charged extra? - presumably damage insurance...

I have been trying to think what other word they could use - "prostitutes" might run foul of the law, "escorts" might be mistranslated for mountain guides ... no wait, maybe that's it - perhaps it's a big Google mis-Translate mistake... Guide=>Escort=>Hooker?
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@under a new name, I not sure it would be a mistranslation. I've worked in Kazakhstan (the next 'stan' along), and such extras were standard offers on the taxi journey from the airport to the hotel.

I also flew back from Vancouver a couple of years ago with a group who had been lodge heli skiing, and they had had 'extras' heli'd in.
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@mountainaddict, I have a suspicion that "hookers" is an american term for drag lifts
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
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is the emphasis yours or theirs
Mine....Smile

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perhaps it's a big Google mis-Translate mistake... Guide=>Escort=>Hooker?
Doubtful - as guides are included with the heliskiing price.

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I'd have thought the hookers were more likely to involve "extra horizontal"....
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I've worked in Kazakhstan (the next 'stan' along), and such extras were standard offers on the taxi journey from the airport to the hotel. I also flew back from Vancouver a couple of years ago with a group who had been lodge heli skiing, and they had had 'extras' heli'd in
Haven't been to any of the Stans, so can't comment on that....Haven't been heliskiing either - but have stayed at a couple of posh catskiing lodges....Don't suppose the 'extras' would have fancied a long ride in by snowcat or snowmobile - catskiing is indeed the poor man's heli.... wink
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