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Snowboarding Forum Norty Corner

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Can we have a norty thread to muck about in over here?

It's always so quiet ....

Twisted Evil
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what did you have in mind? ima norty thread virgin so you may have to explain it to me!
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just in case norty is internet speak for something else, can i check that you mean naughty as in being a bit cheeky?! wink
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Honda Kitty, get yer norts out fer us old boogers, we haven't had a good larf fer ages. If ya want to oil-up first, the Lardy Love Stick over the other side will sell ya a bucket of pig grease.
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ewww Masque, that sounds gross

Honda Kitty, looks like you just started it
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lol
I did start it..... I'm a troublemaker... ask Dreamer & Kelk to verify....

The thing is... I come here & check in everyday & it's all very useful & nice - with people like the wonderful Ponder providing support for those with equipment crises....

BUT...

We are supposed to be mad bad & dangerous to know aren't we?? I just thought we should have an off topic off topic thread... ?? liven this corner up a bit!!

We could start with confessions..... what's the nortiest thing you have ever done perhaps:-

(how you view 'norty' is totally up to the poster).

I will compose a confession........ tbc....
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ooooh you are norty masssterrr (best said in a west country accent)

NORTY

hmmm confessions.... errrrr..... would a story relating to an incident with a very small shetland pony a grand piano and a tube of KY Jelly be of interest?

Needless to say I had to move county after that... Embarassed
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Oisin Osh Kelly, I am glad you are so comfortable in our company that you are able to share this so openly....

Love the definition! Very Happy
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okay so one evening whilst visiting a friend who keeps Shetland ponies on his farm... Whilst havin a bit of a knees up ('ol mother brown) at his uncles grand piano sharing a few jugs o scrumpy..... errrr I stepped on a tube of....... ammm

yeah... it's a crap story...
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As it stands, this forum is a damn sight more pleasant to come to than certain others.

There is sensible discussion and honest responses to queries. People are polite and curtious. Unlike other snowboard websites/forums full are full of, what appear to be, ASBO kids with attitudes.

I'm all for keeping it as a sensible forum. Silly chit chat and slagging matches can be kept to internet chat sites where people have sexyboy69 usernames Wink

Just my humble opinion as a new member (driven here by the other awful other forums). Smile
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Norbert666, Well we do have to set an example to offset the internecine anarchy amongst the plankers on the other side Embarassed
It's even funnier that t'boogers are having a brainfart about skis fat enough to ride as a board rolling eyes all of a sudden they're having to learn that they can meld with snow rather than try to force their way through it.
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Norbert666, Check out the Apres Zone here.... some of them need slapping with ASBO's ... though a few would probably get thier lawyers involved... Can you slap an adult with an ASBO? Puzzled Laughing
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Oh my Embarassed
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or a Harder Adult Rotten Infantile Behaviour Order

HARIBO!
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Laughing
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lo-ridah, maybe an as-been
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Oisin Osh Kelly, Very Happy
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
gonna get me one o these
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Oisin Osh Kelly, I don't want one 'cos they're "Ethically produced" . . . It's like wearing 'Fair Trade' underpants rolling eyes
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Masque, So you don't subcribe to the idea that it's better to give than recieve wink
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Masque wrote:
Oisin Osh Kelly, I don't want one 'cos they're "Ethically produced" . . . It's like wearing 'Fair Trade' underpants rolling eyes


Whats wrong with Fair Trade underpants Puzzled The underpant Farmer gets a better deal... you get underpants raised in a happier environment following it to it's logical conclusion.. you get happy pants !
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Oisin Osh Kelly, It's not the pants that need to be happy you idiot. I can wear miserable pants if what's in 'em is happy ... get real! Warm chocolate spread farmers is another story, I want them to be as happy as possible
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Masque, who you callin an Idiot? I see your obviously wearing your arsey pants this evening wink
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Norbert666, I do agree... and as one of the *ahem* older members I do understand your point.... however... I was just trying to liven it up a bit... it doesn't have to get tooooo out of hand Wink and yes it is nice here.... don't want to upset the entire apple cart just lob a few around & make some scrumpy Very Happy

Interestingly quite a few contributions though....

Oisin Osh Kelly, Masque, have started a pants discussion.... great...Smile "arsey pants".... is there another kind?

Very HappyVery HappyVery Happy
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I've got some German pants (Bismark on the back).
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is "Bis" German for "Skid"?

<gets coat>
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What do arsey pants look like?......big red flannel things that go down to the knee like my granny wore? Confused

Actually come to think of it they weren't red but the rest was true Laughing
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No those are grannies apple catchers...... rolling eyes
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You know it makes sense.
whens GB coming back??????? Puzzled
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Rachmonk, lol - nice one! you're sticking with the Apple theme.... Very Happy

I have ar$e-less pants... for avoiding the dreaded VPL... and I do have some lucky pants.... nooooo not that kind of 'lucky' they are for going faster on trackdays Very Happy
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Honda Kitty wrote:
Rachmonk, lol - nice one! you're sticking with the Apple theme.... Very Happy

I have ar$e-less pants... for avoiding the dreaded VPL... and I do have some lucky pants.... nooooo not that kind of 'lucky' they are for going faster on trackdays Very Happy


do you mean arseless as in your bum cheeks get frozen solid when on the piste? Damn that's a bit cheeky wink
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zippy, and kinda stupid for a boarder rolling eyes The sitting down thing is pretty generic for most boarders.
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Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Masque, I dunno, spring skiing, summer skiing, depends on whether you've got something worth showing, and there's always clingfilm

Edit: boarding, I meant boarding, I'm a boarder, really I am Shocked
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Honda Kitty, Thanks chick...not sure where it came from but sounds good.... wink
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slikedges, it's before noon ... don't be a smartarse
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Masque, can't take the competition? wink Anyway better than being a barearse.
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Or a wet ar$e Very Happy
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slikedges, you're the one talking about clingfilm Confused
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Masque, true but not on me you numpty, on the chix
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slikedges, Christ Man! I'm old enough to be yer grandfather wrapping any woman I know in clingfilm would make a goat gag and leave way too much left over.
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