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...The Hotel Relief no matter how 'fancy' they claim it to be!
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
G'waan. Treat yourself. Everyone deserves a little fancy relief on Valentine's day.
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Which Japanese town is it in? I'm flying out on Thursday, but I don't remember it being on our itinerary Toofy Grin
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One of Sapporo's finest.
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 Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.

@admin, Have you and your fellow intrepid sH travel companions found any more amusing "Japlish" examples? I take it you are already familiar with this appealing Japanese soft drink? :
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@Alastair Pink, that very preparation is one of the options in the vending machine down the hall.
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 Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
What's a Pocari?.
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
@admin, I think @Custard the Rabbit could probably have done with that in Arabba... wink
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You'll get to see more forums and be part of the best ski club on the net.
Pocari Sweat?
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Ski the Net with snowHeads
Hotel relief....
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 snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
snowHeads are a friendly bunch.
@admin, Have you seen any signs like this?.......





On the subject of japanese toilets, have you experienced any of the high tech pedestal ones which direct a jet of water at your nether regions if you press the wrong button? Toofy Grin Laughing
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 And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
@Alastair Pink, that photo must be the toilet my mother warned me about when I was little!

Don't play with those buttons if you can't read the labels. One might be the tampon remover. Shocked
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 So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
So if you're just off somewhere snowy come back and post a snow report of your own and we'll all love you very much
The source of translation issues http://www.engrish.com/
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
@Alastair Pink, heated seats and a flushed back bottom are all part of the cultural experience in which we've immersed ourselves
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
@admin, don't you want your trip to have a happy ending? Toofy Grin
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