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Just How Lardy Are Telemarkers on Snowheads?

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Poster: A snowHead
A question.

Give me the answers….I beg you...


https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/BF55QDF


Last edited by Poster: A snowHead on Sun 8-11-15 14:58; edited 1 time in total
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
'Give'? A tad imperative.
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Sorry- please…with a cherry on top?
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I'm not lardy or a telemarker but I clicked on the survey for a nosey.

Now, your phrase
Quote:
all biceps, blond hair and buns of steel

was very interesting but I don't quite understand as this doesn't describe any snowHead I've met Confused . Please give some pictures to show us exactly what you mean Little Angel Laughing .
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 Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
done for fun, but not a tele Madeye-Smiley
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And the outcome is?
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 Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Interesting, I love to tele, am 6'1 and 215 pounds. Don't think size matters much' maybe adds to the leg burn a bit
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maggi wrote:
I'm not lardy or a telemarker but I clicked on the survey for a nosey.

Now, your phrase
Quote:
all biceps, blond hair and buns of steel

was very interesting but I don't quite understand as this doesn't describe any snowHead I've met Confused . Please give some pictures to show us exactly what you mean Little Angel Laughing .


That's a little unfair. I'm no longer blond, but otherwise ...
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FACT: Up to two-thirds of a telemarketists weight is made up of beard and the accretion of beard-related detritus.
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ed123, started your survey and progressed as far as weight and height.
Who uses pounds, feet and inches these days?
Can't be fagged to convert to ancient imperial units, so gave up
Sorry.

P.S. Telemarking is extremely energetic
No one who telemarks could possible be "Lardy"
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@Jonpim,
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No one who telemarks could possible be "Lardy"

Masque needs to be alerted to this fact. wink
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And love to help out and answer questions and of course, read each other's snow reports.
Not 100% sure I agree with "Telemarking is extremely energetic No one who telemarks could possible be "Lardy""
it does suggest that a Sumo wrestler would be too fat to wrestle.
Technique counts for a great deal in any sport and lardy people can be strong and fit.
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Ok can i get an explanation of what lardy means please ? Anything i look up just says fat or overweight but i think it is more than that ?
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
Charliee wrote:
..Technique counts for a great deal in any sport and lardy people can be strong and fit.

Perhaps it's a question of definition. I think you can have an American football player physique but not be lardy.

"Lardy" are those people hanging out in the supermarket isles where they sell the bad food.
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
@Jonpim,
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Telemarking is extremely energetic



Not that energetic ? Specially not with NTN.....
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Poster: A snowHead
With the questions about age gender and marital status, this feels more like someone trawling for a good looking partner...
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Who would ever say that they exercise too much? Even people who do actually exercise too much won't say that they do too much - they'll say that they don't exercise enough, hence the fact they can't see they're doing too much. Anyone who can see that will just not exercise as much and reduce to the right amount.

@Tom B82 is right - suspect sudden appearance of a Telemark dating app soon... probably called MarkR or Telinder or something - make hot hookups with like minded telemarkers making slow turns in your area NOW!
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Not energetic? Maybe.
But to understand this properly you need to join us in La Plagne at Easter for the Kramelet (try googling "Kramelet La Plagne" - the clever clogs here will have spotted Kramelet is Telemark backwards).
Then you will see all styles: those who do a llttle bit of Telemark, right up to those who go at it full-on.
A bit like the difference between Pat Boone's and Little Richard's verson of Tutti Frutti.
(heading for the air raid shelter . . . Little Angel )
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@ed123, done it Little Angel
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Tom B82 wrote:
With the questions about age gender and marital status, this feels more like someone trawling for a good looking partner...

I don't answer any survey where marital status is mandatory. I never thought much about my reaction. But I guess this must be it!

I'm happily unmarried, thereby eligible but unavailable Toofy Grin
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@Jonpim, sorry about that it was the easiest way on survey monkey
@Tom B82, @abc, not trawling for a hot partner- but you've made me think- I'll take them out if I can- to at least make the Qs optional

ed
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https://www.surveymonkey.com/results/SM-JFYKDKNC/

the marital status stuff isn't obligatory- I think.

I will have to take some effort to describe lardines.

Any more responses gratefully received.

I'll find some pictures of tele markers I've met along th away. Not many with biceps blonde hair and buns of steel actually.
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After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
https://www.surveymonkey.com/results/SM-JFYKDKNC/

the marital status stuff isn't obligatory- I think.

I will have to take some effort to describe lardines.

Any more responses gratefully received.

I'll find some pictures of tele markers I've met along th away. Not many with biceps blonde hair and buns of steel actually.
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Richard_Sideways wrote:
FACT: Up to two-thirds of a telemarketists weight is made up of beard and the accretion of beard-related detritus.
this is true and so to make a fair test I think I should stipulate a minimum period of beard and tash combing before weighing.
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Tele and Blond buns were steel, front is more of a mature keg, survey done.
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