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Overheard in French Ski resorts

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Poster: A snowHead
Overheard in French Ski resorts
A video from French Mountains...
https://www.facebook.com/FrenchMountains/videos/1651791925064954/
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Saw this yesterday too. *May* be guilty of a few of those... Certainly heard plenty of them too.
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Haha! thats brilliant Laughing Laughing Laughing
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that is great
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Here's a few more, although not deliberate... blond girls are stupid indeed! Happy


http://youtube.com/v/C2R8mhC44zo
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I like the bloke who was trying to order a pizza, not chips, on the way down
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Then you can post your own questions or snow reports...
Done a couple of them myself...thankfully not too many. My first trip I definitely gave it the "seems a bit steep for a blue", "my goggles are fogged" (usually because of my fat, sweaty face) and "I hate stairs".
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 After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
Funny. Very funny.
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anyone name the bar? or indeed resort? I can...
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I'm forever shouting pizza at my kids 😁 I'm definitely guilty of many many of those quotes.
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@stevomcd, If you see this - 2:12 made me think of you! Very Happy
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@davidof, very cute. I guess 5 years on, he skis like a demon!
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mistral_ski wrote:
I'm forever shouting pizza at my kids 😁 I'm definitely guilty of many many of those quotes.
As a suggestion, try shouting "turn". Or better still, "follow me".
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
under a new name wrote:
anyone name the bar? or indeed resort? I can...

Do go on....I'm absolutely sure I've been there but just can't place it.
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
@boredsurfin, excellent Very Happy
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Haha brilliant.
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Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Love the fax or minitel bit.

Missing the universal "Mangetout Rodney" as a bit of a general hurry up/let's go.
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Total rip off of the 'poo-poo skiers say' vid but less funny and who in Europe says pizza instead of snow plough?
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@jakemanc,
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who in Europe says pizza instead of snow plough?

People who teach kids?
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Hurtle wrote:
@jakemanc,
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who in Europe says pizza instead of snow plough?

People who teach kids?


+1.

Throughout my shadowing all the instructors I was with used it in kids lessons.
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jakemanc wrote:
Total rip off of the 'poo-poo skiers say' vid but less funny and who in Europe says pizza instead of snow plough?


I thought it was very humorous.
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@Dav, Filmed around Chamonix and the bar of the hotel Vert I'd say snowHead
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yeah it was filmed by johno verity...
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Hurtle wrote:
@jakemanc,
Quote:

who in Europe says pizza instead of snow plough?

People who teach kids?


Austria seems to prefer the 'fighters' and 'bombers'.
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I said that in Syria on the dry slope last season, it didn't go down very well.

[/joke]
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@Jenniper, Bonjour / Bonsoir?
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I thought it was brilliant and my siblings and nieces and nephews have most certainly been taught using pizza and chips. Much easier for a 3yr old to understand than snowplough.
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stevomcd wrote:
@Jenniper, Bonjour / Bonsoir?


Aye
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
Ah that was brilliant, the girl with the can you put my jumper in your backpack? there is always one of those about. I usually tell the kids to follow my tracks, but if they lose a turn and head off down the mountain, snowplough is what I yell. Thankfully those days are gone as of last year, they map their own route down now. Tools changing the lenses, lol.. love it.
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
After an inspiring season a couple of years ago, my mate posted this...


http://youtube.com/v/n9AsIweRgVo
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Poster: A snowHead
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As a suggestion, try shouting "turn". Or better still, "follow me".



+ 1. Or even better get someone qualified to teach your kids.
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
jakemanc wrote:
Total rip off of the 'poo-poo skiers say' vid but less funny and who in Europe says pizza instead of snow plough?


The Swiss ski instructors used this (well 'pizza' and 'frites' anyway) when giving my 4 year old lessons last season
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
@Whitters, You are right, I may not like the expression but my son is a Swiss ski instructor and they are taught to use this.
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Maybe I should ask them to say broccoli and green beans instead, to encourage a healthier diet.
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pizza and pommes is the Austrian way!
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flangesax wrote:
pizza and pommes is the Austrian way!

I was thinking that might get a bit confusing.
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