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Paul Mason in freak laminator accident

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Snowhead, Paul Mason of Birtley, was involved in what local police described as "a freak laminating incident" earlier today which resulted in him forgetting to list his favourite ski gloves. It is uncertain tonight whether both or just one of his gloves made it onto the list before the trajedy struck. "This is a real blow," said children's entertainer Mason, 73, "to think my most comprehensive list ever was so nearly complete when the laminator... well, it just went crazy. I've been looking forward to Bulgaria for months and now this." The head lister at Birtley Town Hall refused to comment pending a full investigation. This is the fourth such incident within the Snowhead's community this year and experts are warning that binge listing is becoming a real health threat. They recommend mind mapping or abstaining from listing as the only real alternatives. Friends and well-wishers are said to be by Mr Mason's side tonight.
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JohnHill, amazing and i thought he used a list wink
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Another (normally meticulous) lister I knew once forgot to list his head before a much anticipated trip to Val d'Isere - with even more tragic results. Though I gather his friends didn't realise his head was unaccounted for till several days into the holiday.
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JohnHill, Laughing Laughing
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I wonder if he meets that true Austrian saviour "The Laminator" whilst skiing this week. We hope Paul "Will be back".

JohnHill, Good stuff Laughing
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Pauls mind may well have been diverted by Lidl supermarkets which feature Laminating Pouches (various sizes) on their specials list this week Very Happy
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Ah, now all is clear.

(great piece of writing JohnHill, Very Happy )
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After all it is free Go on u know u want to!
A fresh spate of ski trip packing list revelations is rocking the sleepy community of Birtley again tonight. Now the alleged front for a ruthless Snowheads laminating ring, Paul Mason, is said to be operating from his bungalow in the no-go area of Acacia Gardens. “It was alright when they were just listing their ski gear”, said fearful neighbour, David Goldsmith, who didn’t want to be named, “we all knew it was going on but they weren’t encapsulatin’ nuffink. Now “The Laminator” has returned from ‘is latest ski trip, well, there’s discarded pouches and unfinished lists everywhere. They’re doin’ lines of ski gear. I mean, we’ve all got kids round ‘ere.”

Police are warning residents to keep their ski gear in at night and admit there’s not much they can do unless they catch “listers” with their laminators actually switched on. Even a glimpse of an un-listed item of ski gear is said to drive some listers to acts of depravity with the Snow + Rock catalogue. A police spokesman said, “A small quantity of scribbled ski trip checklists and 100 micron pouches is acceptable for personal use. We are really after the dangerous lister who uses 200 micron pouches and Excel spreadsheets to list all their ski gear and then takes it away with them. If you suspect anyone of having intent to be so anal and laminate such a list you should call Birtley police immediately”. Paul Mason, once thought to be the victim of an encapsulating crime himself, has so far declined to comment.
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JohnHill, We need more of this type of stuff Laughing Laughing
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Now the alleged front for a ruthless Snowheads laminating ring, Paul Mason, is said to be operating from his bungalow in the no-go area of Acacia Gardens.



There's nothing no-go about my garden, if you don't mind!
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Acacia, no time for this, it's a list-making hell on earth out there.
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JohnHill wrote:
We are really after the dangerous lister who uses 200 micron pouches and Excel spreadsheets to list all their ski gear and then takes it away with them. If you suspect anyone of having intent to be so anal and laminate such a list you should call Birtley police immediately”. Paul Mason, once thought to be the victim of an encapsulating crime himself, has so far declined to comment.



Ha ! Birtley hasnt got a Police Station.

I put it to you John Hill that this is all a lie and that you are "The laminator"
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 You know it makes sense.
You know it makes sense.
Paul Mason, so you emerge to face the music.

Bet you never realised on December 31st 2005 at a little after 11am, that you innocent little question... "I never use one - how about you ?" ... would lead to all this carnage. Lies, deceit, innocent lives ruined. OK, so what, I happen to have an industrial-sized laminator (but I'll deny to my dying day that I have ever made a list of my ski gear). My vast laminating capacity doesn't mean I try and peddle my evil to the vulnerable and trusting members of Snowheads either. You even picked a time when many would be packing for their trip and would more easily get hooked. Pure evil.

Anyway, you've been away. Did you forget anything? (honestly)
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 Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Otherwise you'll just go on seeing the one name:
Not a sausage !
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Paul Mason, good job if you went to Austria then.

Accomplished with or without a list? Laminated or un-laminated? Did you pack the list for the return packing? If yes, was the list listed on the list?
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Ever since I went to a ski factory I stopped mocking laminators.
JohnHill's never liked laminators, and still skis on solid hickory.
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
David Goldsmith, proud to be the subject of your 9000th post. I think you mean "skis like hickory"
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I understand that when we get to 10,000 I retire and you change your implausible pen-name to 'Gold Carriage Clock'.
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Maybe using the blusmart laminator, there will be no strange things. Toofy Grin
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Holy thread resurrection by spam Batman!!
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