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Ski Jumping

 Poster: A snowHead
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Saw some on the telly the other day and on "Snow Patrol".

Has anyone tried it?

How on Earth do they turn those massive jumping skis to avoid piling into the end of the arena. Can you imagine skiing in a pair of wellies attched by the toes to a pair of 8 x 4 plywood sheets.

Nutters.
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 Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
Obviously A snowHead isn't a real person
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Can you imagine skiing in a pair of wellies attched by the toes to a pair of 8 x 4 plywood sheets.


A mild case of 'journalistic licence' there, Frosty!

Yes, I can imagine you sailing through the air on two full sheets of plywood - and probably never landing, due to your incredible knack of finding thermal currents and anti-gravitational fields - so the landing problems shouldn't arise at all.
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 Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Well, the person's real but it's just a made up name, see?
Frosty the Snowman, next time you're in La Rosiere get an instructor to show you the ski jump, on Fridays you can practice jumping; you can hire the suit, boots etc and get instruction. Now that would be a photo worth seeing.
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Even with Ski's on I can generally jump higher than a car, in fact I can jump higher than a house.

Coz houses and cars cant jump snowHead

(Sorry, favourite joke from childhood!!)
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Anyway, snowHeads is much more fun if you do.
David@traxvax, Wild horses as they say......
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Frosty the Snowman, no need for horses or any other assistance, gravity works for you!
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David@traxvax, More chance of you and ****** having a christmas snog, than of air appearing beneath my skis Very Happy
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